Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Application : REJECTED!


Back to talking about relationships n stuff...seriously the only good stuff i seem to write are only about them..well REJECTIONS are a part of relationships,but that is debatable...rejection is in a way the end of a relationship even before it starts. i am going to give the guys perspective on rejections here .This is one topic i had to do quite a bit of research on this mostly because m not the guy who asks gals out n gets rejected i am the guy who sees other guys getting rejected and then blogs about it .So here i go...Gals very rarely ask guys out and if she does there are only two answers to that question..

Gal : I think i love u
Boy : I love u too..
or
Gal : I think i love u
Boy : sorry GAY!..

a guy whether single or committed always has 'Yes' as an answer whereas when it comes to gals its more complicated..
Also the feeling of being rejected is the worst  and what makes it worse is the fact that after being rejected there's nothing you can say or do that can sound COOL,the best you can do is hide your disappointment
here are some of 'throw up' lines gals mostly use.

Throw Up Line I
Boy : I think i love u
Gal : sorry,i need to concentrate on my studies may be later

REJECTED!!what she means is she prefers her booring studies over dating you..

Throw Up Line  II
Boy : I think i love u
Gal : I have a already bf else....

here the gal may or may not be lying,if she ain't lying u really need to stay away from her..what worse than getting rejected is getting beaten by her bf..n if she lying she means  she doesn't really like u even as a  friend..

Throw Up Line III
Boy : I think i love u
Gal : even i love u....as a friend.

here the what the gals means is i like u,u r really good u,treat me well,but is there any way u could introduce me to that cute friend of yours...

Throw Up Line  IV
Boy : I think i love u
Gal : u are too good for me..

probably the most commonly used 'throw up' line,
the reason : the line doesn't BS..
what she really means is she is too good for u..

Well the fifth one is kinda weird i don't know whether gals use this line but one of my friend sure uses this 'throw up' line..i seriously dunno whether she is being serious or rude..

Throw Up Line V

Boy : I think i love u 
Gal : don't think m ready to be in a relationship..i need time to think...can u wait for 5 months.

like i said i really don't no what she meant..the only thing i know is she's still single!


so like i said after being rejected there's nothing u can say that sounds cool...well here are a few lines u can try if u ever get rejected
Scenario I
Boy : I think i love u
Gal : sorry,i need to concentrate on my studies may be later
Boy : aren't u the gal that failed in 5th grade!


Scenario II
Boy : I think i love u
Gal : I have a already bf else....
Boy : *same pinch* me too!

Scenario III
Boy : I think i love u
Gal : even i love u....as a friend.
Boy : we r not friends anymore..i mean it!

Scenario IV
Boy : I think i love u
Gal : u are too good for me
Boy : yeah! i know that.

Scenario V

Boy : I think i love u 
Gal : don't think m ready to be in a relationship..i need time to think...can u wait for 5 months.
Boy : Yes,i can!




Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Our Games...Our Pride


AWESOMEEEE!!!!! well that is what Barney Stinson would have reacted if he would have witnessed the Opening Ceremony of the 2010 Delhi Commonwealth Games well my reaction was no different..It was no Arsenal vs. Chelsea encounter nor an India vs Australia T20 match but still I was glued to the television with my friends watching the opening ceremony just to see how inspite all sorts of controversies and allegations of corruptions we manage to put up a decent show in front of the entire world and I must say I was pleasantly surprised ..What a great opening ceremony almost good enough to make you feel patriotic…

The preparations for the games received criticism in news media due to issues including infrastructural problems, preparation delays , the withdrawal of prominent athletes and allegations of widespread corruption. Today I am not going to criticize the games here, our news channels have done that to a great extend .Infact I am going to talk about how the games could have a good impact on the infrastructure in Delhi. Think about it the games are for 2 weeks but the infrastructure provided are going to stay with the people, we now have a world class stadium, good roads , good transportation facilities who wouldn’t like that but sorry to say our media isn’t highlighting this stuff all they are doing is showing us the bad stuff which is good we do need to know about them but blowing it out of proportion and turning it into a bigger story is not done!

What really annoys me is the fact that people with no knowledge about the event keep on commenting (read criticizing) on it. Some INTELLECTUALS even go to the extent of comparing Commonwealth Games to IPL.well firstly unlike IPL which has only 8 teams with 20-25 members including the support staff & players There are 71 countries participating in the games need I say more. Some people argue what was the need to organize the games? Why all the showoff?? C’mon guys! we are the second largest growing economy in the world we need to show to the world our capabilities just imagine the foreign investment our country could get if we manage to showcase a decent show. It is estimated that the Commonwealth Games will have an economic outcome of close to $5 billion over the next few years and succeed in adding 2.5 million new jobs well it’s not me speaking I read dat in a newspaper.. Well I am not a commerce guy but even I think that’s GREAT! for us..and for a change people are talking about other sports apart from cricket..the last time that happened there was peace in Middle East.