Thursday, July 29, 2010

WE ROCK!!!(atleast i think so :p)

waise m talkin abt my MGOCSM dombivli frnds here...seriously guys u all are awesome...its great fun to be wid u guys...so today m gonna talk abt us...dat means all MGOCSM members...well mostly all....
M gonna start wid the guys first...
GUYS
Sinju :Easily the most experienced MGOCSM member i met....always helpful....answer all ur doubts,questions and is very cool headed :)

Albin : Great dancer...he only needs a place to start it...even if u guys are standing just talking he goes der n starts dancing.....also tries too hard to be COOL :p

Rijo : Volcano of talent....seriously this guy can Sing,Dance,can Act....CMON is der nything he cant do...also quite funny :D

Joci : CASANOVA......lol...waise our ex secretary always helpful...i remember how he gave me his computer mouse(i still havnt returned it :p)

Monsu : though our senior member..he never shows ny attitude....n is fun to be around

Lijo : MGOCSM ka Mahesh Bhatt....lol....he has opinion on everything...juss kiddin :D

Biju : he is tall....he asked me to write some good things about him....so as to impress gals :p


Noble : our new member.........dunno y but i think he walks lik Sanjuy Dutt n behaves lik Shahrukh Khan

Subin : once again our senior member....although rarely sits for meetings now....i know yaar busy ho gaya hai tu...

Vinu : easily the most popular member of MGOCSM dombivli....he's funny shd i say nything more :D

Ben : sabse Stylish..dancer....hmmm....quite weird..i dnt think i need to say Bens Favourite dialog here(abbey rs 100 de)

Abin : just weird :p

Johnson Achachan : Our Vice President....gives us guidance on all issues...supports us on all things i mean good things....also friendly wid every member....n is a powerhouse of knowledge..Thank You Achachan :)

Talking abt gals now....although i dunno many gals name...nt bcoz der are new....but bcoz all der names rhyme....lincy,rincy,jincy etc.....seriously confusing for me...
Gals

Merlyn : Probably the most friendly gal in MGOCSM dombivli....too shy sumtimes wen i say shy i mean doesnt show her talent in front of everyone ...a great painter,good singer,n can dance too.......always helpful.....she even helped complete vinu's college notes :p

Lisha : great singer,quite helpful n i think bahut sabya ladki hai...saach main :p

Tressa : great singer,quite helpful n i think bahut sabya ladki hai...both lisha n tressa r frnds...though qualities bhi same honge na :p...also the most mature gal in our group

Reeja : ye ladki kabhi party nahi deti....job ka bhi party ab tak nahi diya....aur birthday ka bhi...waise she's funny sumtimes :p

Rincy : i think she's interested in dancing....dances quite well..

Tinchu : new member....she likes Twilight :D :p

n ppl how can we end this list without including the most important name....

Jacob : our most loved,funny,senior member...saachi Jacob u ROCK...wat leadership qualities seriously(dnt laugh guys)....always helpful...call him anytime....he will try to help you...i remember during my exams i aksed him for his computer CPU and readily gave it(unlike the computer mouse...i returned the CPU :D)Jacob issi tarah sab ko apna leadership qualities se aage le jaa...

Serioulsy u Guys ROCK....hope we continue be friends....continue all the Good Work.

hmm......bahut members ke naam nahi likhe hai(y am i typing in Hindi)...so if u know ny members whose names not inlcuded lemme know..

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Bend it like....huh ???wat was his name ?

Most ppl think that football is not played in India...ofcourse it doesnt have the stature cricket holds but i think it is one of the most played games here....the next best game is HIDE & SEEK :p ....but if u ask me if football is followed in India.....den i say....may be not...ders a difference between playing the game and actually following the game....like watching football matches n all....dats my frnds is rare......
There is basically two types of ppl who talk about football..
1) people who actually follow the game..
2)people who make other ppl believe dey actually follow the game...wanna know y ??
FOOTBALL,the most popular game in the world....following a game which no one cares abt here...makes u COOL(atleast dey think so)
heres the tips to know which group ur frnd actually belongs...

Club Jersey
: Every football fan has a jersey of a club he supports...if ur frnd has his name written on the back oh his jersey be sure he belongs to the second group(this guy is tryin too hard) whereas the true fan has the name of is favourite player...

No knowledge : heres an excerpt of an conversation i had wid my frnd recently..
Me : dude,which club do u support ?
frnd : Manchester United...we r the best!!!!
Me : kk...who is ur fave player der ?
frnd : Ofcourse David Beckham
Me : kk.....good fr u :D

from this ur above conversation u can see that my frnd belongs to the second group..this conversation shows us sum things.....wannabe fan know only abt one club ie. Manchester United n jus one player David Beckham..the fact dat David Beckham left the club way back in 2003 isnt yet known to him...den der is the occasional frnd who often tries to confuse u...

frnd: I hope Arsenal wins this time..
Me :(happy to finally a frnd who watches football) yeah...so whose ur fav player ?
frnd :Thierry Henry
Me :(no nt again...one more wannabe fan)dude..he doesnt play fr Arsenal nymore
frnd :(desperately tryin to confuse u)yeah,i knw guess he plays fr France now..
Me : nevva mind
(Ps : Henry plays(nw retired) for France n played club football for Arsenal till 2007 )

n yeah....even if u find a true football fan....make sure u stay away from dem....coz nt only dey knw football dey hav an immense ability to bore you with der knowledge of their fave club n y we shd follow dem... :D

so nxt time...ur frnds discuss football.......make sure u remember this blog :p

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Real(p)ity Shows...

Post 2000,The Indian Television industry took a giant leap....dunno which direction dey actually leapt :p...Heres the television scene before the leap.....we had shows like Hum Paanch,Movers & Shakers,Just Mohhabbat,Aahat(the new series SUCKS!!!) n tons of other thriller shows...never seen so much variety of shows....Heres the picture after the leap Kyunki(to long)....,Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki,KKusum,Ballika Vaddhu,Uttaran n many more shows with different names n cast but almost similar stories...

I dont have ny problems with these shows....bt the fact that they deviate from their original plot jus to hav increased TRPs is annoying....take the example of Ballika Vaddhu for instance....the show started on a good note against child marriage but one month into airing this went back to the path that all serials follow..rona dhona faltu ka rona...the child marriage issue was thrown in the background....n the plot revolved around how strict 'Dadisa' is n her weird dictats..."ye choori humari khaandan ki naak katayegi"

Then a new speciesof shows came into existence.....REALITY SHOWS..we have reality shows for almost everything singers,dancers,magicians,stunt maniacs,to marry people :O.how much are dey real i dunno n dnt think i shd comment on dat....there is one rule abt reality shows...if a channel launches a reality show ....the rival channel too has to launch a similar show for us viewers jus to show how much talent we have in our country..n dey think m gonna spend my cell fone balance voting for this contestants...NOT me ppl..bt seriously except fr Abhijeet Sawant(u knw him na ) i dnt remember ny other reality show talent.Talking abt reality shows n not mentioning ROADIES.....nt fair....this is a great show....the only dialoges u hear in this show are ***beep***,*****beep*****.The fact that ppl still come on this show to humiliate themselves suprises me..but then i think hmm....everyone wants be on TV :p

I guess i shd stop nw.......Ballika Vaddhu is abt to start :p

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Dating Scenario

Evolution of Dating in India....


1970s : Dating ??? wats dat ?
1980s : Dating ??? shaddi ke baad
1990s : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai releases....Thanks KJo

According to me 'DATING' term came into existence only after KKHH released.the film took everyone by craze........POLO shirts were the coolest thing ever.....Friendship Day was invented here after this movie released...greeting cards wer back in fashion...new Days were created every month..love letters were back in fashion..and thus started the complex dating game(once again thanks KJo)...


The fact I have dated approximately 0 gals and watched lots of romantic comedies(mostly english ones) makes me an expert on talking on this subject.Basically what a guy luks for a gal who luks lik Megan Fox and thinks like Paris Hilton whereas gals luk for guys from fictitious characters mostly from KJO movies or Harry Potter or the recent Twilight series.The fact that gals luk for shades of these fictitious characters in der guy makes the dating situation complex and KJO aint helping.The fact that he shows larger than life male characters in his movies makes the situation worse whereas the female character is just another normal gal annoys me.

Guys knw abt this weird habit of gals....so in order to woo(dunno when this word was last used) gals...days are spent reading Twilight.....getting that Edward Cullen hairdo...n memorizing all famous KJo movie dialogs('pyaar dosti hai' n all).The gal falls fr this kinda stuff n thanks KJo fr helping her find the perfect man.

Weeks into Dating.....the gal realises that the guy is no Edward....reason ?? he doesnt SPARKLE....
and guys realises he's dating Paris Hilton :p
if things workout from here....its well n good.......else the guy needs to find another gal(n follow the same steps again)..n the gal needs to wait till the next KJo movie releases :D

My College...

College :The place to enjoy..... have fun....n date girls :p

I used to believe in this college defination....bt this changed after i took admission in my senior college...

The name of my college is umm.....umm.....i dnt wanna say it....hmm......kk.......its G.R.Patil College(i knw ur laughin atleast smiling).....yeah i knw its nt the bestest of colleges....but still its my college n i like it(cud hav said love it bt woh kuch jyaada ho jaata )...waise ders nt much to enjoy here....yeah bt surely a great place (jus bcoz its close to the highway)....ppl always say mine's a bad college.....kuch seekata nahi hai waha...yeah right lyk ppl go to collg to study n i am the most studious guy......bt ppl do u knw the passout rate of my college(nt talkin abt BCom section)...its better than many other so called best colleges....The faculty is good,helpful what more u need(studious ppl this is fr u ).Other good thing is the Library great collection of books though I never used this facility.

Now guys its too much of goodie goodie talk n lemme talk abt things i dislike of my college..

Yeah!!!!der r some things in my college which makes me go AARRGHH!!!!!

Gals!!!!where r dey ???seriously no gals in my college...wen i say no gals u knw wat i mean,right...ders evn a joke...."What do u call a HOT gal in GR Patil collg ?"
ans : an outsider

Secondly guys here are nt on facebook(some havent even heard of it)....seriously ppl which planet are u from..

Gymkhana.....This is my third year in the college n i still havent found the Gymkhana...kaha chupaya hai.....the cricket kits are stored in the library CMON!!!!

Computer Lab.....lotts of computers....it takes 15 mins to start....need i say more....

Canteen..it has a door,two tables,four chairs n vada pav....sumtimes u can even see a stray dog(the only regular customer i guess)

Me Blogging!!!!

Finally i am blogging.....but why ??? and what will i blog abt ??

Many reasons actually...

1) Its free to create a blog :)

2) Suddenly i realise I hav lot of feelings.....its great to type ur feelings and let other ppl know abt them..

3)also this increases typing spped :D
hmm....could only think abt this reasons now :( ....cmon ppl m jus starting.......

The other question wat will i blog abt ??
hmm.....everything.......frm cartoons to reality tv.....frm The Simpsons to Sansani....everything n anything....wudnt describe further...

Also why the name Weird Percertions ??
i knew u wer wondering...
evn i dunno....but it surely sounds COOL.....