Thursday, February 24, 2011

Twilight : Ek Amar Prem Katha


If you read my blog,you might have noticed a few things...
1)I never won a prize in spelling bee.

2) I hate Twilight..

Well I don't hate Twilight,hate would be a harsh word..i just don't like it..there's something about Twilight that repulses me,although i haven't read the book,i have seen the movies and i know you cant judge a book by its movie..that's the closest i got in my attempt to understand Twilight..

So today i am going to give my unbiased review on the movie Twilight...I know its way too late to give a review..but as they say..better late than never..also a reader asked me to write a review,and i take my readers requests very seriously(not really)


The Story

For starters,Twilight revolves around two characters.Bella(Kristen Stewart) and Edward Cullen(Robert Pattinson).
Seventeen year old Bella has to move to Forks,a small town near Washington and live with her dad after her mom marries some baseball player.Bella for some odd reason has a constipated expression on her face throughout the movie and i don't think its part of the character..she's quiet and introvert yet manages to befriend many students at her new school on the very first day(these must be very good kids )
.. One more odd thing about this movie are the people in this movie,they are all white,too fair well most of them,at one point i thought whether this movie was funded by 'Fair & Lovely'..
Back to the review,If there's one scene in the movie which i found to be interesting it has to be the scene where our hero Edward Cullen and his family is introduced,i don't know what but that scene always makes me smile..
So our Bella is now intrigued by the mysterious Edward Cullen,who happens to be  108 year old vampire,i knew gals like older men but this is pushing the limits..
Also Edward seems to be intrigued by Bella,?
reason : he cant read her mind..well does she have any ?
he secretly watches her sleep, a 108 year old vampire in your room watching you sleep thats CREEPY....i seriously question Bella's intelligence,when inspite of knowing all these she continues to be with Edward,if had a guys done such creepy act he would have been termed a pervert,....double standards!

Edward opens up to Bella,the secret of him being a vampire and why they don't come out in the sun : reason : HE SPARKLES....awwwwww....!
Another interesting part of the movie are the Cullens..
Rosalie Cullen : she's pissed off Cullen..
Emmet Cullen : the 'Salman Khan' of the Cullens
Alice Cullen :  she predicts future..or something like that
Jasper : he's weird..he too has a constipated expression on his face,i am assuming it has something to do with the character...also he reminds me of Arjun Rampal,coz there's just one expression on his face.
Carlisle & Esme Cullen : The Head Cullens

Climax : In Twilight,there some vampires who actually harm humans,when one of them tries to target Bella we get the final confrontation between Edward and the bad guy which is very badly directed and probably the worst part in the entire movie..

Whats Good :

The film last two hours..well that's not really a good news.

The film is visually appealing,looks great,the only reason i watched this movie

Whats Bad

Bella is dating a 108 year old Vampire,that is bad on so many levels.

Special Effects...i have seen better special effects in Ramsay movies

My Rating **





Sunday, February 13, 2011

Girl Power





I am usually not the 'talker' in a social group,m mostly the guy who likes to notice things and blog about them,doesn't sound cool but yeah it is.I really like to categorize things..everything..Today i am going to categorize the different types of gals i come across,Yeah! no talking about relationships today,i am over that 'i need a girlfriend' phase,m back to being the usual funny,weird guy..

Talking about girls..lot has been said about them..their behavior,their likes and dislikes...i am not going to repeat all of that now..you already know that,if you don't,then kindly refer 'Cosmopolitan' or 'Femina',they really do help.

Today i am going to categorize the different types of girls,i usually come across..here they go..

 'We are sophisticated

Ideology :I wont talk to you unless you compliment on this scarf i just bought.

I personally call them 'high maintainance' group.They dress like  models,act like one and eat like one too,they think every other gal is a b*tch and try to ignore everyone.I like hanging around this group,not because they are fun to be around just because they provide such good material to write at my blog,Ever wondered who  actually reads fashion magazines...this group members constitute 98.45 % of the total fashion magazine reading world..
(You might be wondering how i get to hangout with these girls,well perks of being funny)

'Twilight Zindabad'

Ideology : Twilight is the greatest work of literature  

This group is further sub divided into two teams

Team Edward
Team Jacob

The girls belonging to this group select a particular team for themselves depending upon their personal liking for Edward Cullen,the Vampire or Jacob Black,the Werewolf..This group was previously known as the 'Harry Potter Fan Club' but following Twilight's sparkling success the group had to be renamed due to the public outcry.

'Girlie

Ideology : hmmm...does Pink make me look fat ?

This group constitute about 75% of the total girl population..These are the girls who like the color Pink, Teddy Bears, Bryan Adams and Justin Bieber.Another peculiarity about these girls, they like to stick stickers on everything from bags to purses,everywhere there's something addictive about stickers which really 
attracts these girls..

My boyfriend is the best boyfriend in the world

Ideology : If you are a girl,stay away from my guy

The Name says it all..yeah you have a bf that's really awesome..but stop pestering me with all your love problems,these girls have a never ending list of bf questions..stay away from them because if you piss them off..they have their bf's to kick your butt 

The most commonly used phrases by these girls are 
My Boyfriend is the greatest boyfriend.
My Boyfriend is the greatest boyfriend ever.


 The Tomboy 

Ideology : wtf are you staring at ?

These girls are really cool.if i ever want to be in a relationship it would be only be with a tomboy kinda girl.These are the type of girls with whom you don't have to think before talking,totally fun to be around.They are intelligent,determined,outgoing and confident and are really good to have conversations with.

PS : Don't mess with them,they sure know how to kick some butt

The B*tchy Types

Ideology : If i know it,so should the entire universe 

Did you know ABC is dating PQR...aww..!don't tell anyone you heard this from me
Does this one need an explanation ?

'The girl who you cant date'

Ideology : Don't you dare ask me out,i will humiliate you in public

There will always be girls whom you really like but no matter how hard you try,how much hard you think you don't really have a shot with them...

Damn! Classification sure is tough