1)I never won a prize in spelling bee.
2) I hate Twilight..
Well I don't hate Twilight,hate would be a harsh word..i just don't like it..there's something about Twilight that repulses me,although i haven't read the book,i have seen the movies and i know you cant judge a book by its movie..that's the closest i got in my attempt to understand Twilight..
So today i am going to give my unbiased review on the movie Twilight...I know its way too late to give a review..but as they say..better late than never..also a reader asked me to write a review,and i take my readers requests very seriously(not really)
The Story
For starters,Twilight revolves around two characters.Bella(Kristen Stewart) and Edward Cullen(Robert Pattinson).
Seventeen year old Bella has to move to Forks,a small town near Washington and live with her dad after her mom marries some baseball player.Bella for some odd reason has a constipated expression on her face throughout the movie and i don't think its part of the character..she's quiet and introvert yet manages to befriend many students at her new school on the very first day(these must be very good kids )
.. One more odd thing about this movie are the people in this movie,they are all white,too fair well most of them,at one point i thought whether this movie was funded by 'Fair & Lovely'..
Back to the review,If there's one scene in the movie which i found to be interesting it has to be the scene where our hero Edward Cullen and his family is introduced,i don't know what but that scene always makes me smile..
So our Bella is now intrigued by the mysterious Edward Cullen,who happens to be 108 year old vampire,i knew gals like older men but this is pushing the limits..
Also Edward seems to be intrigued by Bella,?
reason : he cant read her mind..well does she have any ?
he secretly watches her sleep, a 108 year old vampire in your room watching you sleep thats CREEPY....i seriously question Bella's intelligence,when inspite of knowing all these she continues to be with Edward,if had a guys done such creepy act he would have been termed a pervert,....double standards!
Edward opens up to Bella,the secret of him being a vampire and why they don't come out in the sun : reason : HE SPARKLES....awwwwww....!
Another interesting part of the movie are the Cullens..
Rosalie Cullen : she's pissed off Cullen..
Emmet Cullen : the 'Salman Khan' of the Cullens
Alice Cullen : she predicts future..or something like that
Jasper : he's weird..he too has a constipated expression on his face,i am assuming it has something to do with the character...also he reminds me of Arjun Rampal,coz there's just one expression on his face.
Carlisle & Esme Cullen : The Head Cullens
Climax : In Twilight,there some vampires who actually harm humans,when one of them tries to target Bella we get the final confrontation between Edward and the bad guy which is very badly directed and probably the worst part in the entire movie..
Whats Good :
The film last two hours..well that's not really a good news.
The film is visually appealing,looks great,the only reason i watched this movie
Whats Bad
Bella is dating a 108 year old Vampire,that is bad on so many levels.
Special Effects...i have seen better special effects in Ramsay movies
My Rating **
nice Observation ..(as USUALLY )
ReplyDeletei hope u'll be the NEXT CRITICS of bollywood industry ...
okay first of, the books were SO much better because we could actually make up our own actors and actresses in our head. i read all 4 books and when the movie came out..well..asjfnaksjfbskjdvb. no comments.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ the Fair and Lovely part. most of them were fair in the movie probably cuz of lighting or cam effects itself (and excessive make up). there was also hardly any background music and that made things v bland.
but yeah kudos however on the review nonetheless.
I'm glad you didn't read the books, totally not worth it (and yeah, I know, all you fans are gonna argue with me here, no offence meant of course).
ReplyDeleteI love to read, and I love fantasy too...but I never really understood the fascination with Twilight. It just lacks in character and substance.
I don't like stupid silly girls who want a boyfriend that literally sucks blood. And you did mention, he is so old. What probably gets worse later is she falls for a werewolf (or the other way round, don't really care which)...
Point being, how do people even rate this series as high as they do?
Simply overrated! And the movie...no good either. Your review....so very APT.
~Sanz
http://sanz360degree.wordpress.com/
then again, to each their own.
ReplyDeleteI love reading, but this is the series I'm glad that I didn't read. Reading about sparkly emo vampires. Hell!
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