Girl Power

I am usually not the 'talker' in a social group,m mostly the guy who likes to notice things and blog about them,doesn't sound cool but yeah it is.I really like to categorize things..everything..Today i am going to categorize the different types of gals i come across,Yeah! no talking about relationships today,i am over that 'i need a girlfriend' phase,m back to being the usual funny,weird guy..

Talking about girls..lot has been said about them..their behavior,their likes and dislikes...i am not going to repeat all of that now..you already know that,if you don't,then kindly refer 'Cosmopolitan' or 'Femina',they really do help.

Today i am going to categorize the different types of girls,i usually come across..here they go..

 'We are sophisticated' 

Ideology :I wont talk to you unless you compliment on this scarf i just bought.

I personally call them 'high maintainance' group.They dress like  models,act like one and eat like one too,they think every other gal is a b*tch and try to ignore everyone.I like hanging around this group,not because they are fun to be around just because they provide such good material to write at my blog,Ever wondered who  actually reads fashion magazines...this group members constitute 98.45 % of the total fashion magazine reading world..

(You might be wondering how i get to hangout with these girls,well perks of being funny)

'Twilight Zindabad'

Ideology : Twilight is the greatest work of literature  

This group is further sub divided into two teams

Team Edward

Team Jacob

The girls belonging to this group select a particular team for themselves depending upon their personal liking for Edward Cullen,the Vampire or Jacob Black,the Werewolf..This group was previously known as the 'Harry Potter Fan Club' but following Twilight's sparkling success the group had to be renamed due to the public outcry.

'Girlie' 

Ideology : hmmm...does Pink make me look fat ?

This group constitute about 75% of the total girl population..These are the girls who like the color Pink, Teddy Bears, Bryan Adams and Justin Bieber.Another peculiarity about these girls, they like to stick stickers on everything from bags to purses,everywhere there's something addictive about stickers which really 

attracts these girls..

My boyfriend is the best boyfriend in the world

Ideology : If you are a girl,stay away from my guy

The Name says it all..yeah you have a bf that's really awesome..but stop pestering me with all your love problems,these girls have a never ending list of bf questions..stay away from them because if you piss them off..they have their bf's to kick your butt 

The most commonly used phrases by these girls are 

My Boyfriend is the greatest boyfriend.

My Boyfriend is the greatest boyfriend ever.

 The Tomboy 

Ideology : wtf are you staring at ?

These girls are really cool.if i ever want to be in a relationship it would be only be with a tomboy kinda girl.These are the type of girls with whom you don't have to think before talking,totally fun to be around.They are intelligent,determined,outgoing and confident and are really good to have conversations with.

PS : Don't mess with them,they sure know how to kick some butt

The B*tchy Types

Ideology : If i know it,so should the entire universe 

Did you know ABC is dating PQR...aww..!don't tell anyone you heard this from me

Does this one need an explanation ?

'The girl who you cant date'

Ideology : Don't you dare ask me out,i will humiliate you in public

There will always be girls whom you really like but no matter how hard you try,how much hard you think you don't really have a shot with them...

Damn! Classification sure is tough