Are you Depressed?
Are you feeling Lonely ?
Are you a Justin Bieber fan ?
If you answered all these above questions with the word 'YES'
that proves you are single and you have really bad taste in music...oh wait that explains your single status
Since Valentines Day is fast approaching,i spend the major part of my day looking for my potential dates and since i have almost null experience in this matters,i would like to share with you some of the tips you need to do to impress girls and probably get dated..
PS : These tips dint work for me,so don't bother trying them..if they do indeed work,let me know..
Here they go..
Change your play list
If you want to have any chance of dating a girl ever,then the first thing you need to do is remove all Justin Bieber songs from your play list,this may not help you in impressing any girl just do it for the sake of humanity.
BE FUNNY to be precise Witty..!
If there's anything i know about girls,then it's this,they LIKE funny guys,i know its a cliche,but they sure do..If you are funny thats put on the radar with girls,it gets their attention and once you have their attention you are in the GAME..
Note : being funny doesn't necessarily mean commenting on every random person you see,don't over do
it,you aint auditioning for 'The Great Indian Comedy Show'...don't come off as a JERK!
Work your Charm
Now that you have her attention,all you have to do is work your charm over her,in case you don't have your personal charm,watch some 90s Hindi romantic movies and learn,i watched a bunch of them and it really helps,if suniel shetty can get girls so can you.
Just Be Confident..Confidence is the key
Pretend to like Twilight,atleast try
Well,i know this one's a bit tough and weird too...but most girls really like,i mean they are really crazy about Twilight...i still remember the day i went to watch Twilight : New Moon,a decision i still regret making...all i could see was girls,girls n more girls talking about how cute Edward was and why they hate Bella.
Bottom line : Read Twilight,i tried reading it once...and i am still stuck on the first page..its just so engrossing..
Give her Compliments
If there's anything girls like more than Edward Cullen,its hearing compliments about herself,but please don't overdo it,girls are not DUMB..they sure can differentiate a genuine compliment from a phoney one,and don't be a jerk when complimenting her also please refrain from complimenting on her clothes too often,you don't want to come across as Gay....
Please don't use the following compliments (they dint work for me)
Compliment 1
hey looking cute,reminds me of babe(the pig)
Compliment 2
This dress sure makes you look slim..
Compliment 3
Did they have a sale at the cosmetic section ?
Stop flooding her with your texts
So u have her number,doesn't mean you text her every 10 minutes.,not only you come across as a weirdo..it makes you look desperate,and the last thing a girl needs is a despo stalking her..
Also if you really are so desperate,send some texts but make sure you spell correctly and check for grammar mistakes...don't make her feel that you flunked fifth grade
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