GOD Telecom

MGOCSM Dombivli is planning to have a ecumenical meeting in the month of December...Below is a rough layout of the theme of the meeting..since its a youth related event...the theme is to connect with the maximum number of persons...n wat better theme than TELECOM & COMMUNICATION!!!

Firstly the meaning of ecumenical....its basically the meeting and extablishing or promoting unity among churches of all denominations ...

Here is the rough layout..of the minutes & theme of the meet

G TEL

With You Always

Features

Network Coverage across the Universe

No Deposits

24*7 Service

Free Calls & Sms

Do Not Disturb(Keeping Away Evil)

Inaugration : Lighting Of Lamp

Getting Started : New Connection

Why need of a new connection : Discussion Topic

Making a call

SMS/SPS(Short Prayer Service) Remembering GOD

Recharging ur Account

Roaming

Bonus Features

(Any suggestions are most welcome to be added above)

Ice Breaking Session includes Games(yet to be decided)

mostly grp games wud be organised

G Power : Taize Prayer

LUNCH (i knw u guys wer waitin fr this)

Value Added Services(Sing Along Session/Live Music)

Art Of Prayer

GOD'S Customer Service Centre

Concluding Part

PowerPoint Presentation

Official launch of NCS(Nirvana Christian Symphony)

Concluding(Vote Of Thanks)

Prayer

Once again wud like the members to think n include some topics here...ur suggestions are most welcome..

Funny Exam Scenarios

Examination Halls are a great place...a great place to notice human behavior...thers nervousness,anxiety,tension...below are the things dat cud make the examination experience quite interesting


These are list of things you must not do in your examination hall...or may be u cud dem at ur own risk...


Ask the supervisor for Cadbury Dairy Milk.....kyunki kuch aacha karne ke pehle meetha
khaate hai

ask for supplement in the first five minutes.

Tell the supervisor dat the gal behind u has a crush on him..

keep askin for extra pen,pencil,scale from those sitting in front or behind u.

say ur a MNS supporter n demand the question paper in Marathi

ask permission for writing the exam with red pen..

keep lookin at the supervisor n smile weirdly...

tell him u want to sit on a particular bench since its ur lucky bench

Update to ur facebook status...

ask the supervisor whether he/she is on twitter

make a sad face n ask the supervisor to let u copy answers....'fail ho gaya toh maar padhegi ghar pe'

Shout 'Answer easy hai' or 'Paper bahut tuff hai' every 15 minutes

drink water every 10 mins n ask permission every time you do it

ask the supervisor whether chits are allowed

message ur frnds who are in the examination hall writin exam

Discuss wat happnd in Ballika Vadhu last epissode with the supervisor

Irritate the supervisor by askin him time...n say 'Arrey ye watch toh bahut puraani hai'

Sir!!!' suusu jaana hai'.......

Complain that the question is out of syllabus

Shout 'Paper Leak Hua!!!!' wen you get the question paper

Ask the supervisor whether it is real exam or a timepass exam

Ask the supervisor...to go to ur farm(Farmville) n feed your chickens

Complain to the supervisor dat the gal behind u is flirting wid u

Stare at ppl copyin from cheats n scare dem by callin the Supervisor

Tell the supervisor 'Paper leniently check karna'

Shout in front of the supervisor 'Arrey ye kaun aa gaya ?.'

Write down Funny status updates fr ur Facebook profile

Ask the supervisor 'Sir aap tution lete hoon'

if supervisor catches u copyin say that u r juss improving ur team work skills

n last but not the least

Seriously writing the exam

The Final Frontier :P

Few ppl knw that i wantd to be a standup comedian....i had even written some acts to be presented in case i do get a chance..this one is the first comic act i hd written..

Relationships are hard.....n to make a relationship work is harder..u have to remember all the birthdays,your anniversaries ,n many more unofficial dates....but the most important thing is to know when to take your relationship to the next level(i mean in a good way)..for a gal its easy....a gal knows hows the relationship is goin n takes her time to make the decision...whereas fr a guy...he is clueless...even after weeks of dating he barely knows the gals last name :p

I had a gf...we dated fr few months...it was goin great..we used to meet,talk...it was perfect...n on one such perfect day..we wer sitting at Baristas(saach main)...talkin....i was telling her about the conflict in Middle East and idea of a possible peace strategy...n suddenly out she speaks"I think we shd get married on a beach"..

On hearing this...three exact thoughts come to my mind...

1)DAMN!!!!!this gal doesnt care about World Peace.

2)on a beach ???seriously ??y wud i want half naked ppl on my wedding

3)Did she say WE ??

Me : (laughs) u r funny...

She : dnt u wanna get marrried ?

Me : (now in damage control mode) dnt u think its bit early to talk abt it

She : No....its not....i hav already decided how my wedding is gonna be

Me(thinking) : may be u need to re think abt the guy!!!!

Me (desperatly tryin to change the topic) : Shahid Kapoor is soo cute na

She : haan saach main....he's soo lovely ...blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah



Needles to say...we brokeup......i met her last week....the gal now works as a wedding planner :p

Ps : The story is fictitious :p..
The thing abt not doin standup comedy is that...m not able to come up with humorous punchlines at the ending...hope dat improves :D

Its Computers....this time!!!!

Computers ??
Easily a great invention.....from an outside perspective it feels great..but wen u get to know more about it...u feel DAMN!!!! its difficult n booring...Strangely enuf....dis is the same for dating as well :p.....but no talks on dating today..



Things to notice if u are studyin too much of computers

You start your conversations with the line
import java.awt.*;

You create database tables to keep your friends contact details.

You ask your computer for advice...(seriously pressing F1 aint gonna help :p)

Your best frnds name is Vb.net :D

Your idea of a perfect date is an evening at a local electronic repair shop

You take 15 minutes to write a program & 2 hrs debugging errors

You watch KBC only to see the computer LCD used...haan computer ji !!!!remember ?

You have more imaginary frnds than real frnds..

Your all time favorite books are Java for Dummies & SQL for Beginners

You know what Linux is :O

You know the difference between http and ftp

You fight wid ur frnds over who has the largest harddisk capacity

You are a fan of the Matrix movie series

You hangout location is no mall...its the local cyber cafe....a place wer ur frnds meet n discuss geeky stuff..

n the most important thing to notice..

You have a Blog....but still write about computers :p

Pothole Revolution..

Most ppl wud complain about potholes on roads...but i think potholes are great...municipality must be thanked fr these potholes.ppl always complain abt problems caused by dem....bt dey hav many advantages too.i wudnt bore u further n discuss its advantages...

Advantages

1) RACING EXPERIENCE
you get the dirt biking experience....it hard to find a dirt racing circuit in your neighbourhood...who cares abt circuits wen u municipality has brought the dirt bike racing experience to ur doorstep sumtimes quite literally...so all my bike frnds...enjoy all the fun u can get especially in the monsoons..

2) HELPS DIGESTION
It helps in digestion...gone are the days wen people had acidity...thankss to potholes..the acidity problem has almost been solved...No Hajmola required now...after a heavy meal...hire a auto n start a mini tour of the city..n u thot muncipality didnt care abt people...

3)Rain Water Harvesting
During monsoon rain water gathers in this potholes.......these water can be used by people wen ders a water crisis...coz both tap water n pothole water look alike..Thanks again Muncipality.

4)Connecting People
These potholes are actually bringing people together seriously....take a rickshaw with two other guys.....by the time u reach ur destination...der will be lot of touchin :p...obviously unintended touching...lol

5)Employment Opportunities
This may sound weird...hmmm...waise all points wer...but still potholes provide employment to all malishwalas.dey feel the municipality are doin a good job & continue wid it.City malishwalas are seeing a rise in der business and as a goodwill gesture dey are sending free oil samples to the municipality :P

Even Stray dogs are happy wid the recent rise in number of potholes..says a stray "BOW BOW BOW BOW" rough translation "earlier i had to walk miles to drink water...but since the pothole revolution i hav a pond in my backyard...my wife n kids are happy....if this continues hopefully by next week we wud even get a pool"

Although not everone is happy wid the pothole revolution...says a fictitious fisherman "Last week i wasted 2 hrs lukin for fish in a pond...only to realise that it was actually a pothole....i request the municipality to make this pothole even bigger..so that this pond can be used for commercial fishing"

So ppl nxt time u see a pothole...remember it has advantages too..



Ps : I was being sarcastic....even i hate potholes


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Entertainment...Its Here!!!!

hmm....i think wen it comes to entertainment...nuthin is more entertaining than watching hindi movies...not that i hate watching english movies but wen it comes to timepass entertainment its hindi movies all the way...
although i dnt like the new age hindi cinema...movies dat claim......dey apparently makes ppl think.....seriously make me think ???even my collg professors cant do dat...so y r u tryin ??

so i was sayin watchin old hindi movies can be very interesting n entertaining as well....firstly most old movies seem to have the same story wid different actors and songs.............
The actor is the perfect man/guy...he is either too rich or poor..he excels at everything he does whether it is sports or studies...........wat confuses me is we never see him studyin also wen he goes to his collg he takes no books..seriously wat collg do u go to ??...also he is a SUPER HERO......he can fight wid numerous guys no matter how strong dey are...he doesnt need keys to start any car..........he jus gets inside n the car starts automatically this guys is soo talented .....his love interest is the most beautiful women.......she is either too rich or poor(if actors is rich shes poor n viceversa)...she doesnt like him at first but he is able to woo her by his singing n dancing.......her dad mostly hates the hero...coz he wants her to marry the villain(wat great Dad)...n der is the villain...he is rich n stylish n arrogant...he has same dialoges in all his movies...mostly like 'main tumara hi intezaar kar raha tha'...he has 'godowns' everywhere....where he mostly keeps the actress...no one knows abt this godown except our Hero....he reaches der all alone.....n fights almost all the villains sidekicks...the fact dat the sidekicks are tall n stronger than hero doesnt matter.n the action scenes are the most weird...ppl flying n punching each other..dnt dey know nything abt gravity ??ohh i forgt m talkin abt a hindi movie here :D ..........the Hero has mastered the art of fighting just like he has mastered the art of singing,dancing n romancing....all these qualities in one guy ??the actress is one lucky gal...
At the end of the fighting the gals dad realises the power of true love...n agrees to their marriage..the hero now cracks some weird joke so that everyone can laugh....this is jus an attempt to get ridof the headache caused to the audience by this 3 hr loooong movie..but dat doesnt mean it wasnt entertaining :p

THE END(true filmy style)