Saturday, August 28, 2010

Funny Exam Scenarios


Examination Halls are a great place...a great place to notice human behavior...thers nervousness,anxiety,tension...below are the things dat cud make the examination experience quite interesting


These are list of things you must not do in your examination hall...or may be u cud dem at ur own risk...


Ask the supervisor for Cadbury Dairy Milk.....kyunki kuch aacha karne ke pehle meetha
khaate hai

ask for supplement in the first five minutes.

Tell the supervisor dat the gal behind u has a crush on him..

keep askin for extra pen,pencil,scale from those sitting in front or behind u.

say ur a MNS supporter n demand the question paper in Marathi

ask permission for writing the exam with red pen..

keep lookin at the supervisor n smile weirdly...

tell him u want to sit on a particular bench since its ur lucky bench

Update to ur facebook status...

ask the supervisor whether he/she is on twitter

make a sad face n ask the supervisor to let u copy answers....'fail ho gaya toh maar padhegi ghar pe'

Shout 'Answer easy hai' or 'Paper bahut tuff hai' every 15 minutes

drink water every 10 mins n ask permission every time you do it

ask the supervisor whether chits are allowed

message ur frnds who are in the examination hall writin exam

Discuss wat happnd in Ballika Vadhu last epissode with the supervisor

Irritate the supervisor by askin him time...n say 'Arrey ye watch toh bahut puraani hai'

Sir!!!' suusu jaana hai'.......

Complain that the question is out of syllabus

Shout 'Paper Leak Hua!!!!' wen you get the question paper

Ask the supervisor whether it is real exam or a timepass exam

Ask the supervisor...to go to ur farm(Farmville) n feed your chickens

Complain to the supervisor dat the gal behind u is flirting wid u

Stare at ppl copyin from cheats n scare dem by callin the Supervisor

Tell the supervisor 'Paper leniently check karna'

Shout in front of the supervisor 'Arrey ye kaun aa gaya ?.'

Write down Funny status updates fr ur Facebook profile

Ask the supervisor 'Sir aap tution lete hoon'

if supervisor catches u copyin say that u r juss improving ur team work skills

n last but not the least

Seriously writing the exam

4 comments:

  1. Its normal for our college....re..
    90 % done....in last year.....

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  2. temme from wer did u copy this!!!!!!!!!

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  3. @ sherna :dint copy...khud sooche hai..

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  4. Agar ye sach me tera own thought he...
    Toh phir ab to tu standup comedy acts bhi easily likh sakta he,
    ya even better u'll get some v.j. Kind of stuff.

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