Pothole Revolution..

Most ppl wud complain about potholes on roads...but i think potholes are great...municipality must be thanked fr these potholes.ppl always complain abt problems caused by dem....bt dey hav many advantages too.i wudnt bore u further n discuss its advantages...

Advantages

1) RACING EXPERIENCE
you get the dirt biking experience....it hard to find a dirt racing circuit in your neighbourhood...who cares abt circuits wen u municipality has brought the dirt bike racing experience to ur doorstep sumtimes quite literally...so all my bike frnds...enjoy all the fun u can get especially in the monsoons..

2) HELPS DIGESTION
It helps in digestion...gone are the days wen people had acidity...thankss to potholes..the acidity problem has almost been solved...No Hajmola required now...after a heavy meal...hire a auto n start a mini tour of the city..n u thot muncipality didnt care abt people...

3)Rain Water Harvesting
During monsoon rain water gathers in this potholes.......these water can be used by people wen ders a water crisis...coz both tap water n pothole water look alike..Thanks again Muncipality.

4)Connecting People
These potholes are actually bringing people together seriously....take a rickshaw with two other guys.....by the time u reach ur destination...der will be lot of touchin :p...obviously unintended touching...lol

5)Employment Opportunities
This may sound weird...hmmm...waise all points wer...but still potholes provide employment to all malishwalas.dey feel the municipality are doin a good job & continue wid it.City malishwalas are seeing a rise in der business and as a goodwill gesture dey are sending free oil samples to the municipality :P

Even Stray dogs are happy wid the recent rise in number of potholes..says a stray "BOW BOW BOW BOW" rough translation "earlier i had to walk miles to drink water...but since the pothole revolution i hav a pond in my backyard...my wife n kids are happy....if this continues hopefully by next week we wud even get a pool"

Although not everone is happy wid the pothole revolution...says a fictitious fisherman "Last week i wasted 2 hrs lukin for fish in a pond...only to realise that it was actually a pothole....i request the municipality to make this pothole even bigger..so that this pond can be used for commercial fishing"

So ppl nxt time u see a pothole...remember it has advantages too..



Ps : I was being sarcastic....even i hate potholes


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