The Final Frontier :P

Few ppl knw that i wantd to be a standup comedian....i had even written some acts to be presented in case i do get a chance..this one is the first comic act i hd written..

Relationships are hard.....n to make a relationship work is harder..u have to remember all the birthdays,your anniversaries ,n many more unofficial dates....but the most important thing is to know when to take your relationship to the next level(i mean in a good way)..for a gal its easy....a gal knows hows the relationship is goin n takes her time to make the decision...whereas fr a guy...he is clueless...even after weeks of dating he barely knows the gals last name :p

I had a gf...we dated fr few months...it was goin great..we used to meet,talk...it was perfect...n on one such perfect day..we wer sitting at Baristas(saach main)...talkin....i was telling her about the conflict in Middle East and idea of a possible peace strategy...n suddenly out she speaks"I think we shd get married on a beach"..

On hearing this...three exact thoughts come to my mind...

1)DAMN!!!!!this gal doesnt care about World Peace.

2)on a beach ???seriously ??y wud i want half naked ppl on my wedding

3)Did she say WE ??

Me : (laughs) u r funny...

She : dnt u wanna get marrried ?

Me : (now in damage control mode) dnt u think its bit early to talk abt it

She : No....its not....i hav already decided how my wedding is gonna be

Me(thinking) : may be u need to re think abt the guy!!!!

Me (desperatly tryin to change the topic) : Shahid Kapoor is soo cute na

She : haan saach main....he's soo lovely ...blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah



Needles to say...we brokeup......i met her last week....the gal now works as a wedding planner :p

Ps : The story is fictitious :p..
The thing abt not doin standup comedy is that...m not able to come up with humorous punchlines at the ending...hope dat improves :D