So I'm back..It's been quite a long time since i have been here,my blog feels like a zombie land..I need to update this blog quite often and i think about it every day but since 'inspiration is a
bitch',it doesn't come easy.
So many things happened since the last time I was here,
RA.One released and God saved us from the over exposure of SRK.
I know it's too late for RA.One jokes but seriously at one point of time..i even saw RA.One promos in my dreams.
'Why this Kolaveri Di' apparently is the new flavor of the season,i don't realise what the song is all about,but bowing down to social pressure the song made it to my play list.,After all Dhanush is Rajnikant's Son in law..this was bound to happen.
So some quick updates about me,I am still single,so any single girl reading this blog,you have your chances,may be we can be soul mates.,i don't know whether this sounds funny or desperate,but i don't
really care.
The other day i was laying on my bed staring at my ceiling and that's when i realised something,a
voice in my head said 'Dude,you have been single for a long time.GET OUT!' and whenever my inner
voice starts any sentence with the word 'DUDE',i take it very seriously..So i get up and stand in
front of the mirror and frankly speaking even i dint like what i saw..i hadn't shaved for weeks, my
hair's all messy & i am wearing a T-shirt with 50 cent on it..F*ck i have been single too long.
My ex dumped me two years back & i have been single ever since,apart from the breakup phase which
lasted one month..i never had the need to be in a relationship..i can't let my heart go through the
pain of breaking up once again..Cmon whom am i kidding
Ever since my breakup things have been different,Earlier when i saw a hot girl,i would like..'DAMN!!
she's hot..i should ask her out'..now when i see a HOT girl the reaction seems a bit different..its
'OH! a hot girl,i would like be her best friend,i want to be the friend she calls in the middle of
the night to discuss her problems,i want to be the guy who she takes out shopping and talks about
her prince charming'
Last week i went shopping with a girl and for some odd reason i liked it,i helped her select a new
bag and new sun glasses and now when i think about it,it was me who was having most of the
conversation with the guy at the bag store while my friend just kept looking.Something during my
evolution as a guy went terribly wrong.
Am i becoming a girl.?
I don't think so,Since i still hate the color Pink and still think Twilight is GAY!
The worst thing about being single is the sympathy that you get,I don't need your sympathy i just
need a girl who has a sense of humor and probably one who uses deodorant ,that's it..i am not
demanding,is it too much to ask for..?A good girl who understands my jokes and doesn't smell.
On the other side,I will start shaving once again..trim my hair,use hair gel(this stuff actually
works) and try to get on the right evolution path for a guy..try to be bit more masculine...so girls
don't expect me to come shop with you,I'll start criticizing Justin Bieber, make jokes on
Twilight(especially Edward Cullen) in an attempt to be more of a guy.
I could have kept going but i will have to stop now..Gossip Girl is about to start,Guess there are
somethings which can't be changed.!!
PS : Single Girls reading this blog,Go Ahead ask me out!
