Thursday, July 22, 2010

Dating Scenario

Evolution of Dating in India....


1970s : Dating ??? wats dat ?
1980s : Dating ??? shaddi ke baad
1990s : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai releases....Thanks KJo

According to me 'DATING' term came into existence only after KKHH released.the film took everyone by craze........POLO shirts were the coolest thing ever.....Friendship Day was invented here after this movie released...greeting cards wer back in fashion...new Days were created every month..love letters were back in fashion..and thus started the complex dating game(once again thanks KJo)...


The fact I have dated approximately 0 gals and watched lots of romantic comedies(mostly english ones) makes me an expert on talking on this subject.Basically what a guy luks for a gal who luks lik Megan Fox and thinks like Paris Hilton whereas gals luk for guys from fictitious characters mostly from KJO movies or Harry Potter or the recent Twilight series.The fact that gals luk for shades of these fictitious characters in der guy makes the dating situation complex and KJO aint helping.The fact that he shows larger than life male characters in his movies makes the situation worse whereas the female character is just another normal gal annoys me.

Guys knw abt this weird habit of gals....so in order to woo(dunno when this word was last used) gals...days are spent reading Twilight.....getting that Edward Cullen hairdo...n memorizing all famous KJo movie dialogs('pyaar dosti hai' n all).The gal falls fr this kinda stuff n thanks KJo fr helping her find the perfect man.

Weeks into Dating.....the gal realises that the guy is no Edward....reason ?? he doesnt SPARKLE....
and guys realises he's dating Paris Hilton :p
if things workout from here....its well n good.......else the guy needs to find another gal(n follow the same steps again)..n the gal needs to wait till the next KJo movie releases :D

4 comments:

  1. yaaa..even i dont know y guys in movies have to b like those near perfect creatures which obviously seem fictious (bt not to gals)....
    and gals everywhere seem the same..always in distress..(dats how v like them to b)...
    anyways good work n observation with the fact dat u hve no practical experience :p

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  2. completely wrong perception about gals..
    poves tat guys have nil knowledge abt gals.

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  3. @ omkar : thankss

    @ shruti : u dnt like Daniel Radcliffe ??
    waise bhi its weird perception!!!

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  4. Hmmm... U wer going grt till asking whyyy Guys r depicted as near perfect in novels nd muvies.. But ur outlook on gals is shaking.. I think u didn watch enuff movies or read enuff..;)..:P!!
    Good one!!

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