Today i am a bit sad ,I just got dumped....my imaginary girlfriend just dumped me...well i too dint like her much..But what makes me sad is she now dating my imaginary best friend...so here i am today talking about breakups..Well i am not much of an expert to talk abt breakups...but i am a malayalee,so that by default makes me an expert in all topics..bol bacchan karne main aur free main advice dene main hum sabse aage..well I'll talk about the malayalee in me later..
Back to Breakups.
When you first hear about someone breaking up..the following thoughts comes in your mind
Guys think
Great!!,she's single now!
Girls think
Oh !what a pity..they looked so cute together..
First of all..i would like to clarify the breakup myth..you guys know the breakup myth,that's being perpetuated across our society..the breakup myth is 'She dint dump me..It was a mutual breakup'..yeah right!
there ain't no such thing as a mutual breakup..you either dump someone or you get dumped..theres nothing like a mutual breakup...
Breakups have certain characters..
The Dumper : Also known as the bad guy/gal
The Dumpee : Also known as the loser/
The Blogger : Me
How to deal with breakups ?
Like always i am going to give the guys perspective here..So if your imaginary gf dumps you too..follow these steps..
Go to Las Vegas
ohh..wait! I thought we were in a Hollywood movie...this helps only if you are in a angrezzi movie
Stop crying..yeah breakups are tough..lol
no they aren't...the reason you feel like crying is probably you watch too much of Disney Channel's Hannah Montana or listen to too much of Taylor Swift...take them of your play list and you will do just fine..Eminem's songs really help..seriously!
After clearing out your play list,the next step is
Hangout with your single friends...you laughed at them when you were in a relationship..now its their turn,go for a movie with them do some 'velagiri'..rather than sulking..enjoy your free time
Move On!
Don't try calling your ex,don't text her,don't mail her,and don't start stalking her facebook profile...there's no point calling her back...face it man...you got dumped..nothing wrong in that,i have been dumped several times..most of the time by imaginary gals.Don't worry there are plenty of fishes in the sea..
(I advice not to swim after a break up)
Throw away any gifts she gave you..
Girls don't really like giving gifts,particularly to guys..well no girl gives me any gifts..so if you have had the honour of receiving any gifts from your girl..throw them away..better idea is to give them to me..i wont mind..anything for a friend to get over his breakup..
Don't be a Devdas..well try being DevD
Devdas was a drunk loser..DevD was a 'high' loser atleast he was cool..
Breakups don't mean you have to stop with your life..instead its a sign you need to upgrade your coolness version..
My coolness version 15.0.
(doesn't necessarily mean i have been dumped 15 times)
Don't cry on facebook..
As if dealing with Farmville,Cityville and Mafia Wars request weren't enough,i now have to deal with your personal relationship crisis on facebook..instead ask me for some good status updates..anything for a friend to get over his breakup..
Revenge is sweet..!
The Best way to get over a break up...date someone much hotter than your ex..den call your ex..
n say the following words
'I have moved on,BIYAACH!'
To my imaginary Gf..I have moved on,BIYAACH!!
