So I am back,Yeah it's been a while...i had to take a break,i dint go hitch-hicking on a trip to find my true self...i was just lazy...layyyzzzz!!..So the Good News first..I am a Graduate now..feels GOOD,really GOOOOD...finally I get an opportunity to look at books and smile..and I would like to thank GOD for making this happen..also i bought a new cell phone,its cool,slick and looks smart..in short it's everything i am not,i think its true what people say,Guys use gadgets to cover their insecurities..but with the level of insecurities i have,iPad would have been a better option.
So last week,it happenned..It was a perfect afternoon..it was raining outside,the environment was dull,basically the kind of environment,guys like me appreciate..and then i heard
*why so serious...lets put a smile on that face*,
this was no divine intervention,it's my mobile text message tone..so i did what any guy would do..read the message..below is the content of that message..
Please read.Not joking.
God has seen YOU struggling with some thing. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please don’t ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, DROP EVERYTHING AND PASS IT ON. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON’T BREAK THIS CHAIN. SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES WHEN YOU READ IT.
First thing...I am glad this message didnt say i would die if I dint forward the message.
Secondly..it says..'If you believe in God, DROP EVERYTHING',so this would mean i have to drop the phone,which would damage it and render it useless for the forwarding message purpose..you see the message itself is flawed..and this being my new cell phone I wont drop it...I truly believe GOD will understand..!!
Thirdly..SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES WHEN YOU READ IT...so how did you come up with this number 14..i tried decoding..but it was of no use...
According to me.there are three types of chain messages focusing on several core groups..
'Fwd and you will get kissed' message.
Core Group : Teenagers,Twilight fans and Perverts..
Believe me..No one is going to kiss you...if you send those messages..this is experience talking!!
'Fwd and you will be luckier than Hugh Hefner' message
Core Group : Everyone.
If you truly believe that forwarding some message would help you get some luck,then i totally respect your decision and I think we should not be friends anymore..
'Fwd or you will die buddy' message
Core Group : Everyone
Wats up with this message ??
'Fwd and you will find the person you love'
Core Group : Teenagers and Perverts..Again Twilight fans
I personally feel,if you forward this message in hopes of finding the person you love..then I sincerely hope you remain SINGLE for the rest of your life.
My Question : Since when did God have interest in text messages,
I would like to clarify that I am believer in GOD,I have faith and i dont think God would stop loving me if i dont send some forward some message,which would probably get me kissed by random girls..I think God understands that...What is funny is the fact the people who forward me those texts are educated,think logically and have an IQ above 45,(i am not sure about the last part though)
So like South Park i would like to impart some lessons on you..
Dont forward me those messages,dont mail them to me..or wait..do send them..i dont want anyone to not get kissed because of me..
OH YEAH!! GOOD NEWS!! Ravindra Jadega..or as i call him Sir Jaddu..back on the ODI India team..cool,Maybe he did forward those messages
