Shopping Spree

*phone rings*

me : yello..

she : dude,u free today ?

me : *checks imaginary schedule* yeah pretty much free..

she : meet at the mall in one hour..have some shopping to do. 

me : aww..!that's so nice of you..but you don't need to buy me clothes 

she : m taking about shopping for my clothes u idiot..

me : if aamir khan hadn't worked in 3 idiots..i would have been so offended now

she : here comes the jokes..dude,your jokes aren't funny..

me : u know that's not true.

she : ohkk..back to the topic..so coming na

me  : first of all..aren't ur gal friends supposed to go shopping with you..

she : yeah! thats y i called you..

me : u seriously think thats funny..

she : Cmon,blesson...m asking you a favor..all my friends are busy and being a gal i cant make quick decisions by myself..

me : that's sexist 

she : i am a girl...m allowed to tell sexist jokes..

me : and we talk about gender equality..

she : back to the topic..meet in one hour..

me : ohkk..! even i was searching for something to write for my blog.

*a hour later at the mall*

she : finally you here..

me : so where else am i supposed to be ?

she : don't start with the jokes..let go shopping.

me : the last time i was this excited was while watching 'Rakhi ka Insaaf'

she : and you wonder why you are single..

she : let the shopping begin..

me : yeah!(fake excitement)

yeah! guys can fake it too

*At the store*

she : this looks good,so does this one..m confused..

me : why don't you buy both of them..?

she : cool suggestion,man..i knew calling you was not a mistake..,wait a sec..i already have one with the same color..

me : so Wat's the big deal,buy one more.

she : don't make regret the decision of calling you..so tell me which looks better this pink one or this semi peach one..

me : aren't they both same...they both look good on you..

she : a bit more seriousness please..

me : *thinking* inki pinki ponki...

me : the peach one..its good..its makes your face glow..

she : aww...even i felt so..i knew calling you was not a mistake..

me : yeah! u already said that..nothing more satisfying  than shopping for girls clothes on a saturday morning..

she : yeah! great na..

me : so finally its done...lets head back...

she : huh ?? we just started...i need to buy matching earnings now..

me : CRAP!

she : cmon,lets go..

me : *thinking* i should have never answered that damn phone.

me : yeah!lets get started!!

*After approximately a decade*

she : finally its done 

me : yeah!it was soo fun...time just flew..cant believe it took just 3 hours

she : even though i sense sarcasm..Thanks for your help.

me : Like Salman Khan once said 'Dosti main no thankss no sorry'

she : wateva!..we should do this more often

me : no coz this sucks..and took up my entire saturday morning..

MORAL : Never answer a girl's call on a saturday morning 

PS : Shopping with a girl is not easy as it sounds..it's real complicated..more complicated than the telecommunication system of the 1940's