Dating....Once Again!!!

People ask me why i often write about dating n relationships in my blog...well is der anything more interesting...the entire process right from start to the break up is fascinating and by that i mean its funny,hilarious(to the third person) needles to say even today m writing something related to Dating..

According to me...the world contains two types of people.

• Single People
• Committed People

I wont go into the definitions...u all know what m talking about..so this is the basic classification..singles form one group and committed people form the other group and each group boasts of being the best.Although despite the difference in the ideology...they coexist in peace with each other and is most welcome to accept new members

These types can be further classifies into sub types as follows(m talking about guys here)

SINGLES

Normal Singles

Desperate Singles

Devdas Singles

COMMITTED

Normal Committed

Desperate Committed

Its Complicated

Start with Singles first..

Normal Singles :

These are the guys who like being single or single by choice..these people are the foundation of the singles group..They don't believe in relationships n commitments instead spend their time talking about gadgets,cars bikes..

Example : The character Imran Khan played in 'I hate Love Storys' in the first half can be included in normal singles category..

Desperate Singles :

Well these are the most common singles..its easy to find them...well dey are everywhere..They have a strong urge to be in a committed relationship jus for the sake of it..This group discusses only two topics

GALS and HOT GALS...

According to a recent survey 75% of the fraandship requests are sent by this group..

Habitat : mostly found outside Girls colleges n Coffee Shops.

The guy from the Dairy milk advertisement can be included here..

Devdas Singles :

Also known as newly singles..These are the guys who just recently got dumped(yeah i know its sad)....After the break up most of the days are spent calling the ex and trying to patch things up..

Mostly found outside liquor stores sometimes outside fruit stores(for non drinkers)..a peculiar characteristic is they have Enrique's songs in their playlist..

Now coming back to committed...they too are differentiated into three groups.

Normal Committed :

Dont let the name fool u...well dey may be committed but dey surely aint normal..these are the guys who jus keep talkin about one thing...yeah u guessed it right...MY GF...sumone needs to tell them dat no one cares about whats ur gf's fav color,fav shampoo,fav hair removal lotion.... One peculiar characteristic here is normally these guys starts the sentence with the phrase 'I need to ask my Gf abt this..'

Desperate though Committed :

Cudnt think of a fancy name for this...but u can call them anything u want.i prefer to call them sh*thead.these are the guys who are in a relationship but still desperate fr a new one...to be fair they believe in relationships but not in commitment..According to a recent survey 25% of all fraandships requests are sent by this group

Habitat : seen outside girls colleges n coffee shops

Ps : Not to be confused with Desperate Singles

Its Complicated :

Newly included group...Well this are the guys who are not sure whether dey are in a relationship or not..hence cant enjoy the benefits of being single or being committed.. Mostly found outside liquor stores n sometimes outside fruit stores(for non drinkers) Most of them have Bryan Adams songs on their playlist!!!

Damn!!!classification is tough!!!!