Gifting Ideas

I wanted to write a new post on some new interesting topic...bt cudnt think of ny topics...so here m posting This is my second standup act i had written

Wen it comes to gifting(is dat a word)...guys suck at it..i knw it...even i am pathetic at it...i once gifted my frnd a parle g biscuit on his bday..seriously guys have no idea wat to gift..well i dnt

So it was my gf's bday....n being a good guy i had to gift her sumthing..
Its hard selecting gifts fr gals....coz firstly der are hundreds of things a gal like....hmm
.eg Bags,Shoes,John Abraham etc.. way outta my budget...

so after searchin under the corners of sofa n by breaking the piggy bank..i almost gt some money to buy a decent gift...the main question now is wat to buy...
So i call up my frnds...askin fr suggestions..after getting all sorts of weird suggestions...i decided to call one of my female frnds...n she suggested too many things...bt said gift her a Teddy Bear...u cant nevr get it wrong n shes gonna like it...

Now...Firstly how can sumone find a bear cute ??its a wild animal...let him be der in the jungle...y do u want it in ur bed wid u...bt since my frnd suggsted it...thot of givin it a try...so here i was..at a Archie's Gallery...staring all sorts of bears...different colors one even in orange (who designs dem)...

finally i askd the sales guy...hw much fr this small one....
Guy :500...
Me : 500 !!!kyun poori family aayega kya ??
Guy : pagal hai kya??only the small one
Me : 500 main toh original aata hai...
Guy : haan....toh original hi gift de de....


Since dat dint workout..the only option left was the Dollar Store(The 49,99 store) n luckily dey had teddy bears der too...but hmm...dey wernt as cute n wer kinda scary...but who cares...n dis one was in budget as well..

Next Day
Me : Happy Birthday!!!!
She : awww!!!u remember!!!how sweet...
Me :Ofcourse...i remember...n hav sumthin fr u
She : NO!!! u rememberd it...dats enuff...is dat a teddy bear
Me : Yeah!!!u like it..
She :its so cutee....n soft....wait...did u buy it frm the dollar shop
Me : umm.....umm...
She(removing the Dollar store tag) :u r so CHEAP!!!..blah blah blah blah ..............dnt
talk to me now
ME : DAMN!!!!shd have gifted Parle G instead