Advice Needed...

In my previous post 'Single Blues',i mentioned how it was hard to find a girl who's intelligent,creative and has a good sense of humour someone like Tina Fey.
You guys would be glad to know that finally i met a girl with all those qualities,well not as creative as Tina Fey but sure close.
           
So i thought to myself,there's no way you can date this girl,she's good for you...but then i thought(i know i think a lot),finally you meet a girl who's fits your criteria so why not try..no harm in trying!
See,this is confusing and since i haven't been involved in the dating game in a long time,i really don't know what to do.
If i do ask her out,two possible outcomes
1)Happy Ending
She accepts the proposal and we date happily ever after.

2)Not so Happy Ending
She rejects my proposal,humiliates me in front of her friends and ruins my hard earned reputation

You see there are serious risks here..what scares me is i am having sleepless nights,its either insomnia or if Hindi movies are anything to go by.its LOVE
and if i don't ask her out,i may remain single forever

So i did what every intelligent guy would do,look for advice and when it comes to giving advice English romantic comedies are the best bet,they all have the same story,different characters and if you watch too much of them sometimes you may relate to them..but that dint help at all...so here i am back to square one,looking for advice from you guys..do tell me what to do coz when it comes giving love advices everyone is a self proclaimed LOVE GURU...or at least suggest some good romantic movies..

i know this surely sounds like some romantic comedy movie but trust me it isn't,although i do provide the comic relief,it really isn't..

PS : I know this sounds too desperate.

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKShow Time.

Post 2000,the Indian television industry took a giant leap..i am not sure in what direction they actually leapt… our television shows SUCK  or do they really…I take a look at the most talked about shows on television today

Here’s  top 5 shows you should watch out for…I mean literally watch out for them


Uttaran
Easily the most confusing show I have ever seen..

The Plot: Iccha and Tapasya are childhood friends. Iccha is poor while Tapasya is rich and spoilt, Now Tapasya’s family wants her to get marry Veer, but tapasya doesn’t like Veer she likes Siddharth
and ignores veer, Veer now  likes Iccha and asks her to marry him,she agrees, now all of a sudden tapasya likes veer and wants to marry him,iccha lets tapasya marry veer on her wedding day,veer comes to know about this betrayal on his ‘suhagraat’ and wants a divorce and wants to marry iccha again,but now Veer’s brother Vansh likes iccha and wants to marry her…iccha agrees to marry vansh meanwhile veer divorces tapasya….and for some reason  vansh kills himself and tapasya gets the blame…since iccha is single again..veer decides to marry her and iccha too agrees(the fiasco continues)…..

Good Thing about the show: Its duration is only  30 minutes

Bad thing about the show :  Its still on air.

Channel : Colors

Balika Vaddhu
The title seems to be misleading, when I saw the show I dint see any ballika but there were quite a few vaddhus.

The Plot : No matter what people say, this show is a saas bahu show,the show started well highlighting the issue of child marriage but months into airing it went to same way most shows go i.e deviate from their original plot & storyline , Dadisa(the saas)  tries her best to make life difficuly for her three bahus…Sumitra,the eldest bahu,Gehna,the  intermediate bahu and Anandi,the youngest(shes the protagonist),while the actors are doing a decent job and what a makes the show somewhat bearable,but what makes it almost unbearable is the background score,every five minutes there's this random music which makes you cover your ears and scream..the producers seem to give every actor equal footage, every week dadisa takes on a new bahu in hopes to revive TRP’s

Good thing about the show : Actors

Bad thing about the show : Misleading title & background music

Channel : Colors

Laagi Tujhse Lagan

Weird Show

The Plot : It is the love story between Dutta Ram Patil a powerful ganster and Nakusha a beautiful girl,wondering what the weird part is ???
Here it is…Nakusha is a beautiful girl,in order to save her from the snare of her neighbors her mother cover her face and her body with kaajal  everyday..you people must see this show and see for yourself..but this secret is revealed and the family decides to flee their village because the village inspector wants to marry nakusha,Dutta (the protagonist) saves them from him and takes these total strangers to his castle like house and offers them work…& I thought ‘bhalai ka zamanna hi nahi hai’

Good Things about the show : kaajal  incident 

Bad thing about the show :  below average acting

Channel : Colors

Saural Genda Phool

Wannabe Show

The Plot : Suhana,a rich,spoilt pampered girl gets married to Ishaan,a middle class guy with qualities exactly different from suhana.suhana who isn’t interested in the marriage is forced into this marriage finds it difficult to adjust with the middle class ways of living…as I said the show tries too hard to be funny,…every 5 minutes  random characters are introduced and dialogues seems to be inspired from the book ‘101 ways to annoy your audience’

Good Thing about the show:  Good Lead Actors

Bad Things about the show : Dialogues and over acting by side actors

Channel : Star Plus

Saath Nibhana Saathiya

AWESOME SHOW

The Plot : This is truly an entertaining show,I truly feel..its a total saas bahu show and it is quite entertaining…The story revolves around Gopi, a simple village girl married in a rich family..her husband Ahem(cool name) hates her, seriously look at things from his perspective if you are a rich guy why would you marry a simple village girl..but the real star of the show is Kookila, gopi’s mother in law and her conflicts with her other bahu Rashi, the evil bahu..As I said the show is really entertaining..the actors do a fine job and the story/concept  is old but sure is fun

Good Thing about the show:  Everything
Bad Things about the show : Only airs for 30 minutes
Channel : Star Plus

Its SMOKIN!!!!!

Let me ask you a question..Name a product which continues to grow without the use of any aggressive direct marketing or advertisement ??
any guesses..well the answer is cigarettes....
no advertisement...no sponsorship ties....still they continue to grow and prosper...any other product would just have become extinct.

Reasons

• They are COOL..(an assumption i made after i talked with some my friends who smokes.)
• They are easily Available...
• and most important they are addictive...so when you have a product like this who needs advertisement.

so you might be wondering,why all of a sudden i am talking about smoking.recently i understood the fact that there's a rise in the number of teenage smokers so i thought i'll do my bit to educate them...well i am not gonna sound preachy(even i hate it even someone does that)nor i am asking people to quit smoking...like my blog is gonna help someone quit smoking..but  it would be cool if someone quits smoking after reading this..

About 30% of my friends smoke as long its their lungs they are burning..i got no problems...but as a non smoker its my duty to ask my friends not to smoke ,but my talks are not addictive enough..so they continue to 'smoke smoke..smoke that cigarette'.
So as a curious non smoker i decided to interview my friend who is a active cigarette smoker and he was gracious enough to answer my question..

Me : when you start smoking..
Smoker : just lighted a few minutes back...

Me :(fake laugh)smokers have a great sense of humor,what i meant was since when have you been smoking. ?
Smoker : about two years...smoking since my senior college days...to be precise..first year of college..

Me : As a non smoker,i wanna ask why do u smoke ?
Smoker : i started smoking coz my friends did it...now i smoke just to pass time..

Me : So your friends forced you to smoke...peer pressure n stuff ??
Smoker : NO....i thought its cool to smoke..(now you know from where the assumption came from)

Me : How much smoke in a  day ?
Smoker : about 7 cigarettes..

Me : Any plans to quit smoking ?
Smoker : (laughs)i already did...quite a few times..!

I am not going to ask people not to smoke coz they will and theirs no point arguing with smokers..if tomorrow someone says chocolates are bad....m not gonna believe them too.Smokers have made their choice and they will stand by it unless it them who really wants to quit smoking..
I don't even see the point having warning on cigarette boxes,everyone knows about the bad effects of smoking and like someones gonna stop smoking by reading those warnings...what need to do is educate our youth...specially the ones in school..EDUCATION is the key...Its the job of our education system to warn the  young kids about the dangers of smoking so that when they are old enough they can choose for themselves..

Statutory Warning : Cigarette Smoking is Injurious to Health
PS : Cancer Cures Smoking.

The 'C' word

so here i am....again..i just updated my blog few days back and was seriously thinking about taking a break from blogging for the whole of this month...but then 'I DINT LIKE YOUR LAST BLOG POST' happened..people said they were bored reading abt all single,relationship crap...huh ?i thought people wanted to read only about them..isn't that the core subject of many women magazines...since my credibility as a amateur blogger was questioned , am here blogging again to show i do think about other important stuff too..
in order to search for topics i decided to watch some news(yeah! i do watch them)...and then came

the hottest topic there is..CORRUPTION!(MY PERSONAL FAVORITE TOPIC)

Firstly if u live in India...u r not new to this word.we have 'jholers'(scamsters)everywhere.everyone one of us somewhere has to face this problem(bribery)...some face it everyday and i don't think this problem can be tackled by drinking tea(remember the 'Jaago Re!' campaign)
so when there was a flood of scams being highlighted by the Indian Media,i wasn't too shocked..
for me it was like 'Oh! Great,the circus begins again'...i even knew the course of action the authorities would take..Cmon this hasn't been the first time such scams have been exposed..and i don't think this is the last of the lott..
The Course Of Action
1) A committee to probe charges
2)Probe would take years..in the meanwhile the alleged 'corrupt' person may have allegedly committed several other corruptions and roams free,continues to fight election and the best part is most of them win..so the message,citizens sending out :no matter how corrupt you are we continue to vote for you..and the the cycle continues..

The Three Big Scandals the media is highlighting is
1)Commonwealth Games Scam
2)2G Scam
3)Adarsh Society Scam

Commonwealth Games Scam :
The Man in question : Suresh Kalmadi
 Frankly,this has been talked for months and i am not going to describe what this scam is all about

about..all i want to say is the scams is of approximately 8000 crores.....

2G Spectrum scam :
The man in question : A Raja
Ironic isnt it...his name is Raja.
According to reports in the media...the government lost approximately Rs 1.76 Lakh Crore in this 2G spectrum scandal..hmm i am weak at maths..but even i know thats a huge amount.since most people dont know abt this scam...i will elaborate
What Happened :In August 2007, TRAI (Telecom Regulatory Authority of India) had set out detailed recommendations, and guided the Telecom ministry to auction the 2G (means 2nd Generation) spectrum, by bidding process..
But A. Raja straight away rejected the TRAI recommendations and instead of auctioning the 2G spectrum licenses, he followed the year 2001 policy of awarding spectrum licenses on first-come-first- serve basis, where prices were fixed in 2001..A report by the government's auditor, the Comptroller and Auditor General (CAG)  has declared that

Raja broke the rules and ignored the advice of the Prime Minister to award licenses at inexplicably cheap prices to companies who should have been declared ineligible.  85 of the 122 licenses issued in 2008 by Raja, the CAG report said, were given to companies who provided false or incorrect information.  Some of these companies went on to sell their licenses at massive profits.  Raja cost the government 1.76 lakh crores, says the CAG report...

Well..u might have heard about the new movie on the Block..
The 2G Network :you can get to 500Bn Rupees without making many enemies


Adarsh Scam :
The Man in Question : Many
Its the new scam on the block..its the scam of the season...what makes it more special..it happened in our own city.

What Happened : On a land where a building was supposed to be built for our Kargil war heroes..some really awesome people(sense the sarcasm) constructed a 30 storey building and the best part is...they distributed it among politicians,their chachas,'aunties',bureaucrats at throwaway prices..
The least we can do for our army men is to give them respect they deserve but some really awesome(sense the sarcasm,again) people haven't heard of the word ethics..

So done with the three scams highlighted by the media...i just need to publish this article as soon as possible before a new scam crops up..and top the people who think i write only about relationships...'I M BACK!'

Single Blues....

Friend : i hate being single
Me : i thought u were with someone..
Friend : yeah! we broke up last week
Me : so u been single for one week n you think it sucks
Friend : yeah! everyone i know is dating someone & i don't want be a single loser..no offence
Me : None taken..

Based on the conversation i had with my friend last week,i got to know two things
1) Dating is now a social status symbol.
2) Since i am single that makes me a loser..

So Being Single...that's one topic i can talk about endlessly coz frankly my relationship status hasn't changed in a long time(real long time) and its not like i don't want to be in a relationship its just being single is more relaxing and once you get used to the comforts of being single you rarely think about the grass on the other side...

So Dating as a status symbol,i believe this is true to an extent,well most people think that way..that got me thinking...who says Singles Suck and people in relationships are cool..who sets the guidelines and then i stumbled upon the answer..MOVIES,TELEVISION(mostly English shows,in Hindi shows the concept of dating doesn't exist)...think about it..if i ask you to name a character from a Movie or a show who's single and happy and cool...u simply cant coz there ain't any such characters and if they exist i don't know about them(if they do..let me know).dnt say Joey from 'F.R.I.E.N.D.S'..u say he's cool look what happened to him at the end of the season he was left jobless & alone...Most Movies portrays singles to be losers,lonely  same is the case for television shows...the central characters cant be single..and even if they are they are desperate for companionship..All you see on shows nowadays is how the gal tries best to woo the 'HOT' guy and then they fall in love and they are HAPPY!...so do i need to be in a relationship to be happy coz thats what the television shows seem to be suggesting..

so back to the core issue,one of the reasons there is a rise in the number of changed relationship status is most people  think its cool to have a boyfriend/girlfriend  or may be people are watching too much of Disney Channel...One of the reasons i am single is its really hard to find a girl who is  intellectual and has a sense of humor..its really hard finding a girl with good sense of humor and when i do find her,she's too intellectual to date me..so back to square one(i really need to rethink my criteria)...my ideal girl should be someone like Tina Fey,funny,talented and intellectual what i am trying to say here is don't be in a hurry to be in a relationship,its not a competition i say it especially to the girls(guys will be guys no point telling them anything) don't force yourself into a relationship,if it meant to happen it will(look at me wise guy talking)

PS : I am single..any single girls do comment :P

Roha Annual Conference...Dombivli's Perspective..

When you put the words ‘Annual Conference’ and ‘ROHA’ together it’s enough for the dombivli MGOCSM members to get excited.. so after all the planning and stuff, finally we were all ready to go to roha & ROCK!...and the good thing this time we weren’t going empty handed, we had a full fledged musical skit to present there and to make our presence felt and when you have something like that you are bound to be excited..and when you get too excited you don’t sleep and when you don’t sleep you talk and when you talk you make jokes and when you make jokes everyone laughs and when everyone laughs you are made to go down and as a punishment you are made to make Identity card of all the delegates present at the conference and here’s the  thing all this punishment stuff was taking place at about 2.00 am at night…All thanks to Ben & his ‘aliyan’ joke..All night Jibi, Joci, Me, Biju, Matthew, Monsu, Subin, Vinu were busy making Identity cards..I really don’t know how to thank Ben(I am being sarcastic here)

Day One
So after the Adventure at night we all woke up,got ready,ben even took bath, now dats a rare occurence. so here we were at roha annual conference after the official inauguration it all began,the song session was good would have really liked if there were more new songs..but what we were more interested in was taking pictures..we took pictures of everything..pic no. 108 specially was good…so when it was time for trekking I was really excited(more pics to upload on facebook) but clearly dombivli guys(I literally mean the guys not the gals) always have something different in store for them instead of the bus which was supposed to take us to the spot we used a tempo I must say I wasn’t really excited about this plan but once it started it was just like a roller coaster ride, and when it started to rain, it’s just the feeling you can’t describe we finally reached the destination only to realize all the others had left and we were there bunch of guys just waiting to freak out(we dint freak out)..all we did was take a few pics and dried our clothes..but man, the view was awesome..sumthing the other guys missed..!  we returned  and got ready for the musical to be presented for the talent night…finally after a last minute rehearsal we were all set to ROCK!...and although I wasn’t performing i was really nervous about the act but seriously the way the guys performed  was just awesome..and such a huge response from the crowd and the chants of ‘ONCE MORE’ shows how much others liked it…all you guys were awesome..Jincy, Jeincy, Joci, Ben, Christy, Rince, Nancy, Sinju and the guy who made it all happen SUBIN..only subin could have managed and made this skit happen..
Day Two:
Same routine as day one…ben took bath! one thing I noticed about ben in this conference is he uses lot of talcum powder...he takes powder in hands and throws it on his face as if he’s whitewashing his face you guys should see the pictures of Ben..so second day same  song session, group discussions .group discussions were really great met a lot of new people and learnt  a lot about the theme of the conference..guess what it rained that evening too and the ‘Tambu’ too fell…really felt bad about that but the organizers managed to keep the program going that’s what I liked.

Day Three :
Traditional Day,since I dint bring any ‘mund’ was thinking of wearing some casual wear but joci was gracious enough to offer me his ‘jubba’..thankss man..There was a potential fight moment between Vinu and Ben over who should get to wear Monsu’s  ‘jubba’…but somehow Ben managed to convince  Vinu  afterall  ben’s a good at convincing people we all know that.. so after the lunch and photo sessions  at the  riverside we were ready to leave…got to the station on time…but missed the train coz it was too crowdy…after the train left….everything went haywire…everyone was shouting at each other..i distinctly remember joci n subin screaming something…and after sometime everyone joined in..finally after some time common sense prevailed and everyone decided to go back…girls got a straight ride to roha whereas guys were supposed to find a way to get there..and here’s  the catch no one knew the address all we knew there was one petrol pump nearby finally after a confusing journey we were back,

Things I learnt about Dombivli MGOCSM members

• Gals fight a lot and there’s groupism :P
• Ben takes bath
• Jincy can Act but Jeincy tries too hard.... :D
• Some couples like taking pictures but hate it when sumone uploads dem on facebook

And on a serious note I would like to say..all you guys and gals are awesome…hope we continue our good work..
PS : there is no pic 108...was juss kiddin :P

BIGG BOSS!

Aim : To ensure TRP’s


Requirements : One maverick anchor,14 jobless celebs,one huge house, one person who can say ‘Bigg Boss chahte hai….’


Product:  BIGG BOSS



There are certain things that get me really excited and one of them is Bigg Boss, I know that reduced my coolness quotient by 45% but I had to say it…no matter how my friends  try to ridicule me the concept of the show really attracts me, so when Bigg Boss came back with a new season I had to write about it. But I was really disappointed by the inmates choosen this season…this season we have inmates who are actors, models, losers and one ex-daaku as well and this time we have two outsourced inmates too as if we dint have jobless celebs in our own country, one smart move the makers made is have Salman Khan as the host, the guy is  maverick, TRP’s guaranteed.

here’s the list of u  don’t know them..

Shweta Tiwari :  Once she used to rule the television screen,now she’s nowhere to be seen(that rhymed!)..Her shot to fame was the television show ‘Kasauti Zindagi Ki’ after the show was pulled off air she seems to have lost her way, she even tried her luck in Bhojpuri films.

Ashmit Patel : Claims to be an actor I don’t know the number of movies this guy has acted in,but he sure has done some work on the small screen(cell phones)..I assume you guys know what I am talking about here.

Manoj Tiwari : Bhojpuri Actor or to be more precise Bhojpuri HERO.

Aanchal Kumar: I seriously don’t know who she is and I am too lazy google her but I think she’s a model and she’s HOT!

Veena Malik : Outsourced loser celeb..Claims to be an actor, was linked to Pakistani cricketer Asif, thinks she’s some sort of a superstar and likes to blow her own trumpet. She sometimes refers to herself as a third person and I find that weird

Begum: Outsourced loser celebrity! Was confused whether to use the word ‘celeb’ here coz I have never heard about him/her (u know its confusing) but think he/she hosts some talk show back home.

Samir Soni : Probably one of the most recognizable faces in the house, tries too hard to be an intellectual all I can say is he chose the wrong show  

Sara Khan : Better known as sadhana from Bidaai,doesn’t act in serials anymore, perfect example of an ‘out of work’ actor, planning  to get married in the Bigg Boss’s house, the things people do to save money

 Seema Parihar : An actual ex-daaku from Chambal, had a movie made on her life.

 Rahul Bhatt: Son of Mahesh Bhatt, the Bollywood Director.He’s no actor, model, no daaku and has no MMS either wonder what’s he doing on the show.

 Hrishant Goswami : Claims to be a model, good looking, well built . Its guys like him who make average guys like me look bad. I HATE him.

 Sakshi Pradhan: winner of Mtv’s  Splitsvilla, but probably gained more popularity from the small mobile screen..Seriously who chooses the inmates?

 Abdul Kazmi : lawyer of Kasab, that’s it.

 Bunty : Although he’s said to be a theif,he never admitted it…the movie ‘Oye Lucky Lucky Oye’ was said to be inspired from him. he was first one to be removed from the house for abusing Bigg Boss.

 Dolly Bindra : Overweight version of Rakhi Sawant,

Caution : listening to her can cause you to lose your  hearing sense

 The Great Khali : does he need an introduction ?

My list of celebs I want to be on Bigg Boss

·         Ekta Kapoor (the only way to stop her from producing any more serials)

·         Ram Gopal Varma (the only way to stop him from directing)

·         Baba Ramdev(for free yoga lessons)

·         S Sreesanth (malayalees,we need representation too)

·         Stone Cold Steve Austin

·         That  hairy guy from Sansani

·         Tiger Woods

·         Nana Patekar

·         Rajnikant  

Application : REJECTED!

Back to talking about relationships n stuff...seriously the only good stuff i seem to write are only about them..well REJECTIONS are a part of relationships,but that is debatable...rejection is in a way the end of a relationship even before it starts. i am going to give the guys perspective on rejections here .This is one topic i had to do quite a bit of research on this mostly because m not the guy who asks gals out n gets rejected i am the guy who sees other guys getting rejected and then blogs about it .So here i go...Gals very rarely ask guys out and if she does there are only two answers to that question..

Gal : I think i love u
Boy : I love u too..
or
Gal : I think i love u
Boy : sorry GAY!..

a guy whether single or committed always has 'Yes' as an answer whereas when it comes to gals its more complicated..
Also the feeling of being rejected is the worst  and what makes it worse is the fact that after being rejected there's nothing you can say or do that can sound COOL,the best you can do is hide your disappointment
here are some of 'throw up' lines gals mostly use.

Throw Up Line I
Boy : I think i love u
Gal : sorry,i need to concentrate on my studies may be later

REJECTED!!what she means is she prefers her booring studies over dating you..

Throw Up Line  II
Boy : I think i love u
Gal : I have a already bf else....

here the gal may or may not be lying,if she ain't lying u really need to stay away from her..what worse than getting rejected is getting beaten by her bf..n if she lying she means  she doesn't really like u even as a  friend..

Throw Up Line III
Boy : I think i love u
Gal : even i love u....as a friend.

here the what the gals means is i like u,u r really good u,treat me well,but is there any way u could introduce me to that cute friend of yours...

Throw Up Line  IV
Boy : I think i love u
Gal : u are too good for me..

probably the most commonly used 'throw up' line,
the reason : the line doesn't BS..
what she really means is she is too good for u..

Well the fifth one is kinda weird i don't know whether gals use this line but one of my friend sure uses this 'throw up' line..i seriously dunno whether she is being serious or rude..

Throw Up Line V

Boy : I think i love u 
Gal : don't think m ready to be in a relationship..i need time to think...can u wait for 5 months.

like i said i really don't no what she meant..the only thing i know is she's still single!


so like i said after being rejected there's nothing u can say that sounds cool...well here are a few lines u can try if u ever get rejected
Scenario I
Boy : I think i love u
Gal : sorry,i need to concentrate on my studies may be later
Boy : aren't u the gal that failed in 5th grade!


Scenario II
Boy : I think i love u
Gal : I have a already bf else....
Boy : *same pinch* me too!

Scenario III
Boy : I think i love u
Gal : even i love u....as a friend.
Boy : we r not friends anymore..i mean it!

Scenario IV
Boy : I think i love u
Gal : u are too good for me
Boy : yeah! i know that.

Scenario V

Boy : I think i love u 
Gal : don't think m ready to be in a relationship..i need time to think...can u wait for 5 months.
Boy : Yes,i can!

Our Games...Our Pride

AWESOMEEEE!!!!! well that is what Barney Stinson would have reacted if he would have witnessed the Opening Ceremony of the 2010 Delhi Commonwealth Games well my reaction was no different..It was no Arsenal vs. Chelsea encounter nor an India vs Australia T20 match but still I was glued to the television with my friends watching the opening ceremony just to see how inspite all sorts of controversies and allegations of corruptions we manage to put up a decent show in front of the entire world and I must say I was pleasantly surprised ..What a great opening ceremony almost good enough to make you feel patriotic…

The preparations for the games received criticism in news media due to issues including infrastructural problems, preparation delays , the withdrawal of prominent athletes and allegations of widespread corruption. Today I am not going to criticize the games here, our news channels have done that to a great extend .Infact I am going to talk about how the games could have a good impact on the infrastructure in Delhi. Think about it the games are for 2 weeks but the infrastructure provided are going to stay with the people, we now have a world class stadium, good roads , good transportation facilities who wouldn’t like that but sorry to say our media isn’t highlighting this stuff all they are doing is showing us the bad stuff which is good we do need to know about them but blowing it out of proportion and turning it into a bigger story is not done!

What really annoys me is the fact that people with no knowledge about the event keep on commenting (read criticizing) on it. Some INTELLECTUALS even go to the extent of comparing Commonwealth Games to IPL.well firstly unlike IPL which has only 8 teams with 20-25 members including the support staff & players There are 71 countries participating in the games need I say more. Some people argue what was the need to organize the games? Why all the showoff?? C’mon guys! we are the second largest growing economy in the world we need to show to the world our capabilities just imagine the foreign investment our country could get if we manage to showcase a decent show. It is estimated that the Commonwealth Games will have an economic outcome of close to $5 billion over the next few years and succeed in adding 2.5 million new jobs well it’s not me speaking I read dat in a newspaper.. Well I am not a commerce guy but even I think that’s GREAT! for us..and for a change people are talking about other sports apart from cricket..the last time that happened there was peace in Middle East.

Dating....Once Again!!!

People ask me why i often write about dating n relationships in my blog...well is der anything more interesting...the entire process right from start to the break up is fascinating and by that i mean its funny,hilarious(to the third person) needles to say even today m writing something related to Dating..

According to me...the world contains two types of people.

• Single People
• Committed People

I wont go into the definitions...u all know what m talking about..so this is the basic classification..singles form one group and committed people form the other group and each group boasts of being the best.Although despite the difference in the ideology...they coexist in peace with each other and is most welcome to accept new members

These types can be further classifies into sub types as follows(m talking about guys here)

SINGLES

Normal Singles

Desperate Singles

Devdas Singles

COMMITTED

Normal Committed

Desperate Committed

Its Complicated

Start with Singles first..

Normal Singles :

These are the guys who like being single or single by choice..these people are the foundation of the singles group..They don't believe in relationships n commitments instead spend their time talking about gadgets,cars bikes..

Example : The character Imran Khan played in 'I hate Love Storys' in the first half can be included in normal singles category..

Desperate Singles :

Well these are the most common singles..its easy to find them...well dey are everywhere..They have a strong urge to be in a committed relationship jus for the sake of it..This group discusses only two topics

GALS and HOT GALS...

According to a recent survey 75% of the fraandship requests are sent by this group..

Habitat : mostly found outside Girls colleges n Coffee Shops.

The guy from the Dairy milk advertisement can be included here..

Devdas Singles :

Also known as newly singles..These are the guys who just recently got dumped(yeah i know its sad)....After the break up most of the days are spent calling the ex and trying to patch things up..

Mostly found outside liquor stores sometimes outside fruit stores(for non drinkers)..a peculiar characteristic is they have Enrique's songs in their playlist..

Now coming back to committed...they too are differentiated into three groups.

Normal Committed :

Dont let the name fool u...well dey may be committed but dey surely aint normal..these are the guys who jus keep talkin about one thing...yeah u guessed it right...MY GF...sumone needs to tell them dat no one cares about whats ur gf's fav color,fav shampoo,fav hair removal lotion.... One peculiar characteristic here is normally these guys starts the sentence with the phrase 'I need to ask my Gf abt this..'

Desperate though Committed :

Cudnt think of a fancy name for this...but u can call them anything u want.i prefer to call them sh*thead.these are the guys who are in a relationship but still desperate fr a new one...to be fair they believe in relationships but not in commitment..According to a recent survey 25% of all fraandships requests are sent by this group

Habitat : seen outside girls colleges n coffee shops

Ps : Not to be confused with Desperate Singles

Its Complicated :

Newly included group...Well this are the guys who are not sure whether dey are in a relationship or not..hence cant enjoy the benefits of being single or being committed.. Mostly found outside liquor stores n sometimes outside fruit stores(for non drinkers) Most of them have Bryan Adams songs on their playlist!!!

Damn!!!classification is tough!!!!

Gifting Ideas

I wanted to write a new post on some new interesting topic...bt cudnt think of ny topics...so here m posting This is my second standup act i had written

Wen it comes to gifting(is dat a word)...guys suck at it..i knw it...even i am pathetic at it...i once gifted my frnd a parle g biscuit on his bday..seriously guys have no idea wat to gift..well i dnt

So it was my gf's bday....n being a good guy i had to gift her sumthing..
Its hard selecting gifts fr gals....coz firstly der are hundreds of things a gal like....hmm
.eg Bags,Shoes,John Abraham etc.. way outta my budget...

so after searchin under the corners of sofa n by breaking the piggy bank..i almost gt some money to buy a decent gift...the main question now is wat to buy...
So i call up my frnds...askin fr suggestions..after getting all sorts of weird suggestions...i decided to call one of my female frnds...n she suggested too many things...bt said gift her a Teddy Bear...u cant nevr get it wrong n shes gonna like it...

Now...Firstly how can sumone find a bear cute ??its a wild animal...let him be der in the jungle...y do u want it in ur bed wid u...bt since my frnd suggsted it...thot of givin it a try...so here i was..at a Archie's Gallery...staring all sorts of bears...different colors one even in orange (who designs dem)...

finally i askd the sales guy...hw much fr this small one....
Guy :500...
Me : 500 !!!kyun poori family aayega kya ??
Guy : pagal hai kya??only the small one
Me : 500 main toh original aata hai...
Guy : haan....toh original hi gift de de....


Since dat dint workout..the only option left was the Dollar Store(The 49,99 store) n luckily dey had teddy bears der too...but hmm...dey wernt as cute n wer kinda scary...but who cares...n dis one was in budget as well..

Next Day
Me : Happy Birthday!!!!
She : awww!!!u remember!!!how sweet...
Me :Ofcourse...i remember...n hav sumthin fr u
She : NO!!! u rememberd it...dats enuff...is dat a teddy bear
Me : Yeah!!!u like it..
She :its so cutee....n soft....wait...did u buy it frm the dollar shop
Me : umm.....umm...
She(removing the Dollar store tag) :u r so CHEAP!!!..blah blah blah blah ..............dnt
talk to me now
ME : DAMN!!!!shd have gifted Parle G instead

GOD Telecom

MGOCSM Dombivli is planning to have a ecumenical meeting in the month of December...Below is a rough layout of the theme of the meeting..since its a youth related event...the theme is to connect with the maximum number of persons...n wat better theme than TELECOM & COMMUNICATION!!!

Firstly the meaning of ecumenical....its basically the meeting and extablishing or promoting unity among churches of all denominations ...

Here is the rough layout..of the minutes & theme of the meet

G TEL

With You Always

Features

Network Coverage across the Universe

No Deposits

24*7 Service

Free Calls & Sms

Do Not Disturb(Keeping Away Evil)

Inaugration : Lighting Of Lamp

Getting Started : New Connection

Why need of a new connection : Discussion Topic

Making a call

SMS/SPS(Short Prayer Service) Remembering GOD

Recharging ur Account

Roaming

Bonus Features

(Any suggestions are most welcome to be added above)

Ice Breaking Session includes Games(yet to be decided)

mostly grp games wud be organised

G Power : Taize Prayer

LUNCH (i knw u guys wer waitin fr this)

Value Added Services(Sing Along Session/Live Music)

Art Of Prayer

GOD'S Customer Service Centre

Concluding Part

PowerPoint Presentation

Official launch of NCS(Nirvana Christian Symphony)

Concluding(Vote Of Thanks)

Prayer

Once again wud like the members to think n include some topics here...ur suggestions are most welcome..

Funny Exam Scenarios

Examination Halls are a great place...a great place to notice human behavior...thers nervousness,anxiety,tension...below are the things dat cud make the examination experience quite interesting


These are list of things you must not do in your examination hall...or may be u cud dem at ur own risk...


Ask the supervisor for Cadbury Dairy Milk.....kyunki kuch aacha karne ke pehle meetha
khaate hai

ask for supplement in the first five minutes.

Tell the supervisor dat the gal behind u has a crush on him..

keep askin for extra pen,pencil,scale from those sitting in front or behind u.

say ur a MNS supporter n demand the question paper in Marathi

ask permission for writing the exam with red pen..

keep lookin at the supervisor n smile weirdly...

tell him u want to sit on a particular bench since its ur lucky bench

Update to ur facebook status...

ask the supervisor whether he/she is on twitter

make a sad face n ask the supervisor to let u copy answers....'fail ho gaya toh maar padhegi ghar pe'

Shout 'Answer easy hai' or 'Paper bahut tuff hai' every 15 minutes

drink water every 10 mins n ask permission every time you do it

ask the supervisor whether chits are allowed

message ur frnds who are in the examination hall writin exam

Discuss wat happnd in Ballika Vadhu last epissode with the supervisor

Irritate the supervisor by askin him time...n say 'Arrey ye watch toh bahut puraani hai'

Sir!!!' suusu jaana hai'.......

Complain that the question is out of syllabus

Shout 'Paper Leak Hua!!!!' wen you get the question paper

Ask the supervisor whether it is real exam or a timepass exam

Ask the supervisor...to go to ur farm(Farmville) n feed your chickens

Complain to the supervisor dat the gal behind u is flirting wid u

Stare at ppl copyin from cheats n scare dem by callin the Supervisor

Tell the supervisor 'Paper leniently check karna'

Shout in front of the supervisor 'Arrey ye kaun aa gaya ?.'

Write down Funny status updates fr ur Facebook profile

Ask the supervisor 'Sir aap tution lete hoon'

if supervisor catches u copyin say that u r juss improving ur team work skills

n last but not the least

Seriously writing the exam

The Final Frontier :P

Few ppl knw that i wantd to be a standup comedian....i had even written some acts to be presented in case i do get a chance..this one is the first comic act i hd written..

Relationships are hard.....n to make a relationship work is harder..u have to remember all the birthdays,your anniversaries ,n many more unofficial dates....but the most important thing is to know when to take your relationship to the next level(i mean in a good way)..for a gal its easy....a gal knows hows the relationship is goin n takes her time to make the decision...whereas fr a guy...he is clueless...even after weeks of dating he barely knows the gals last name :p

I had a gf...we dated fr few months...it was goin great..we used to meet,talk...it was perfect...n on one such perfect day..we wer sitting at Baristas(saach main)...talkin....i was telling her about the conflict in Middle East and idea of a possible peace strategy...n suddenly out she speaks"I think we shd get married on a beach"..

On hearing this...three exact thoughts come to my mind...

1)DAMN!!!!!this gal doesnt care about World Peace.

2)on a beach ???seriously ??y wud i want half naked ppl on my wedding

3)Did she say WE ??

Me : (laughs) u r funny...

She : dnt u wanna get marrried ?

Me : (now in damage control mode) dnt u think its bit early to talk abt it

She : No....its not....i hav already decided how my wedding is gonna be

Me(thinking) : may be u need to re think abt the guy!!!!

Me (desperatly tryin to change the topic) : Shahid Kapoor is soo cute na

She : haan saach main....he's soo lovely ...blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah



Needles to say...we brokeup......i met her last week....the gal now works as a wedding planner :p

Ps : The story is fictitious :p..
The thing abt not doin standup comedy is that...m not able to come up with humorous punchlines at the ending...hope dat improves :D

Its Computers....this time!!!!

Computers ??
Easily a great invention.....from an outside perspective it feels great..but wen u get to know more about it...u feel DAMN!!!! its difficult n booring...Strangely enuf....dis is the same for dating as well :p.....but no talks on dating today..



Things to notice if u are studyin too much of computers

You start your conversations with the line
import java.awt.*;

You create database tables to keep your friends contact details.

You ask your computer for advice...(seriously pressing F1 aint gonna help :p)

Your best frnds name is Vb.net :D

Your idea of a perfect date is an evening at a local electronic repair shop

You take 15 minutes to write a program & 2 hrs debugging errors

You watch KBC only to see the computer LCD used...haan computer ji !!!!remember ?

You have more imaginary frnds than real frnds..

Your all time favorite books are Java for Dummies & SQL for Beginners

You know what Linux is :O

You know the difference between http and ftp

You fight wid ur frnds over who has the largest harddisk capacity

You are a fan of the Matrix movie series

You hangout location is no mall...its the local cyber cafe....a place wer ur frnds meet n discuss geeky stuff..

n the most important thing to notice..

You have a Blog....but still write about computers :p

Pothole Revolution..

Most ppl wud complain about potholes on roads...but i think potholes are great...municipality must be thanked fr these potholes.ppl always complain abt problems caused by dem....bt dey hav many advantages too.i wudnt bore u further n discuss its advantages...

Advantages

1) RACING EXPERIENCE
you get the dirt biking experience....it hard to find a dirt racing circuit in your neighbourhood...who cares abt circuits wen u municipality has brought the dirt bike racing experience to ur doorstep sumtimes quite literally...so all my bike frnds...enjoy all the fun u can get especially in the monsoons..

2) HELPS DIGESTION
It helps in digestion...gone are the days wen people had acidity...thankss to potholes..the acidity problem has almost been solved...No Hajmola required now...after a heavy meal...hire a auto n start a mini tour of the city..n u thot muncipality didnt care abt people...

3)Rain Water Harvesting
During monsoon rain water gathers in this potholes.......these water can be used by people wen ders a water crisis...coz both tap water n pothole water look alike..Thanks again Muncipality.

4)Connecting People
These potholes are actually bringing people together seriously....take a rickshaw with two other guys.....by the time u reach ur destination...der will be lot of touchin :p...obviously unintended touching...lol

5)Employment Opportunities
This may sound weird...hmmm...waise all points wer...but still potholes provide employment to all malishwalas.dey feel the municipality are doin a good job & continue wid it.City malishwalas are seeing a rise in der business and as a goodwill gesture dey are sending free oil samples to the municipality :P

Even Stray dogs are happy wid the recent rise in number of potholes..says a stray "BOW BOW BOW BOW" rough translation "earlier i had to walk miles to drink water...but since the pothole revolution i hav a pond in my backyard...my wife n kids are happy....if this continues hopefully by next week we wud even get a pool"

Although not everone is happy wid the pothole revolution...says a fictitious fisherman "Last week i wasted 2 hrs lukin for fish in a pond...only to realise that it was actually a pothole....i request the municipality to make this pothole even bigger..so that this pond can be used for commercial fishing"

So ppl nxt time u see a pothole...remember it has advantages too..



Ps : I was being sarcastic....even i hate potholes


Image Courtesy : Internet

Entertainment...Its Here!!!!

hmm....i think wen it comes to entertainment...nuthin is more entertaining than watching hindi movies...not that i hate watching english movies but wen it comes to timepass entertainment its hindi movies all the way...
although i dnt like the new age hindi cinema...movies dat claim......dey apparently makes ppl think.....seriously make me think ???even my collg professors cant do dat...so y r u tryin ??

so i was sayin watchin old hindi movies can be very interesting n entertaining as well....firstly most old movies seem to have the same story wid different actors and songs.............
The actor is the perfect man/guy...he is either too rich or poor..he excels at everything he does whether it is sports or studies...........wat confuses me is we never see him studyin also wen he goes to his collg he takes no books..seriously wat collg do u go to ??...also he is a SUPER HERO......he can fight wid numerous guys no matter how strong dey are...he doesnt need keys to start any car..........he jus gets inside n the car starts automatically this guys is soo talented .....his love interest is the most beautiful women.......she is either too rich or poor(if actors is rich shes poor n viceversa)...she doesnt like him at first but he is able to woo her by his singing n dancing.......her dad mostly hates the hero...coz he wants her to marry the villain(wat great Dad)...n der is the villain...he is rich n stylish n arrogant...he has same dialoges in all his movies...mostly like 'main tumara hi intezaar kar raha tha'...he has 'godowns' everywhere....where he mostly keeps the actress...no one knows abt this godown except our Hero....he reaches der all alone.....n fights almost all the villains sidekicks...the fact dat the sidekicks are tall n stronger than hero doesnt matter.n the action scenes are the most weird...ppl flying n punching each other..dnt dey know nything abt gravity ??ohh i forgt m talkin abt a hindi movie here :D ..........the Hero has mastered the art of fighting just like he has mastered the art of singing,dancing n romancing....all these qualities in one guy ??the actress is one lucky gal...
At the end of the fighting the gals dad realises the power of true love...n agrees to their marriage..the hero now cracks some weird joke so that everyone can laugh....this is jus an attempt to get ridof the headache caused to the audience by this 3 hr loooong movie..but dat doesnt mean it wasnt entertaining :p

THE END(true filmy style)

WE ROCK!!!(atleast i think so :p)

waise m talkin abt my MGOCSM dombivli frnds here...seriously guys u all are awesome...its great fun to be wid u guys...so today m gonna talk abt us...dat means all MGOCSM members...well mostly all....
M gonna start wid the guys first...
GUYS
Sinju :Easily the most experienced MGOCSM member i met....always helpful....answer all ur doubts,questions and is very cool headed :)

Albin : Great dancer...he only needs a place to start it...even if u guys are standing just talking he goes der n starts dancing.....also tries too hard to be COOL :p

Rijo : Volcano of talent....seriously this guy can Sing,Dance,can Act....CMON is der nything he cant do...also quite funny :D

Joci : CASANOVA......lol...waise our ex secretary always helpful...i remember how he gave me his computer mouse(i still havnt returned it :p)

Monsu : though our senior member..he never shows ny attitude....n is fun to be around

Lijo : MGOCSM ka Mahesh Bhatt....lol....he has opinion on everything...juss kiddin :D

Biju : he is tall....he asked me to write some good things about him....so as to impress gals :p


Noble : our new member.........dunno y but i think he walks lik Sanjuy Dutt n behaves lik Shahrukh Khan

Subin : once again our senior member....although rarely sits for meetings now....i know yaar busy ho gaya hai tu...

Vinu : easily the most popular member of MGOCSM dombivli....he's funny shd i say nything more :D

Ben : sabse Stylish..dancer....hmmm....quite weird..i dnt think i need to say Bens Favourite dialog here(abbey rs 100 de)

Abin : just weird :p

Johnson Achachan : Our Vice President....gives us guidance on all issues...supports us on all things i mean good things....also friendly wid every member....n is a powerhouse of knowledge..Thank You Achachan :)

Talking abt gals now....although i dunno many gals name...nt bcoz der are new....but bcoz all der names rhyme....lincy,rincy,jincy etc.....seriously confusing for me...
Gals

Merlyn : Probably the most friendly gal in MGOCSM dombivli....too shy sumtimes wen i say shy i mean doesnt show her talent in front of everyone ...a great painter,good singer,n can dance too.......always helpful.....she even helped complete vinu's college notes :p

Lisha : great singer,quite helpful n i think bahut sabya ladki hai...saach main :p

Tressa : great singer,quite helpful n i think bahut sabya ladki hai...both lisha n tressa r frnds...though qualities bhi same honge na :p...also the most mature gal in our group

Reeja : ye ladki kabhi party nahi deti....job ka bhi party ab tak nahi diya....aur birthday ka bhi...waise she's funny sumtimes :p

Rincy : i think she's interested in dancing....dances quite well..

Tinchu : new member....she likes Twilight :D :p

n ppl how can we end this list without including the most important name....

Jacob : our most loved,funny,senior member...saachi Jacob u ROCK...wat leadership qualities seriously(dnt laugh guys)....always helpful...call him anytime....he will try to help you...i remember during my exams i aksed him for his computer CPU and readily gave it(unlike the computer mouse...i returned the CPU :D)Jacob issi tarah sab ko apna leadership qualities se aage le jaa...

Serioulsy u Guys ROCK....hope we continue be friends....continue all the Good Work.

hmm......bahut members ke naam nahi likhe hai(y am i typing in Hindi)...so if u know ny members whose names not inlcuded lemme know..

Bend it like....huh ???wat was his name ?

Most ppl think that football is not played in India...ofcourse it doesnt have the stature cricket holds but i think it is one of the most played games here....the next best game is HIDE & SEEK :p ....but if u ask me if football is followed in India.....den i say....may be not...ders a difference between playing the game and actually following the game....like watching football matches n all....dats my frnds is rare......
There is basically two types of ppl who talk about football..
1) people who actually follow the game..
2)people who make other ppl believe dey actually follow the game...wanna know y ??
FOOTBALL,the most popular game in the world....following a game which no one cares abt here...makes u COOL(atleast dey think so)
heres the tips to know which group ur frnd actually belongs...

Club Jersey : Every football fan has a jersey of a club he supports...if ur frnd has his name written on the back oh his jersey be sure he belongs to the second group(this guy is tryin too hard) whereas the true fan has the name of is favourite player...

No knowledge : heres an excerpt of an conversation i had wid my frnd recently..
Me : dude,which club do u support ?
frnd : Manchester United...we r the best!!!!
Me : kk...who is ur fave player der ?
frnd : Ofcourse David Beckham
Me : kk.....good fr u :D

from this ur above conversation u can see that my frnd belongs to the second group..this conversation shows us sum things.....wannabe fan know only abt one club ie. Manchester United n jus one player David Beckham..the fact dat David Beckham left the club way back in 2003 isnt yet known to him...den der is the occasional frnd who often tries to confuse u...

frnd: I hope Arsenal wins this time..
Me :(happy to finally a frnd who watches football) yeah...so whose ur fav player ?
frnd :Thierry Henry
Me :(no nt again...one more wannabe fan)dude..he doesnt play fr Arsenal nymore
frnd :(desperately tryin to confuse u)yeah,i knw guess he plays fr France now..
Me : nevva mind
(Ps : Henry plays(nw retired) for France n played club football for Arsenal till 2007 )

n yeah....even if u find a true football fan....make sure u stay away from dem....coz nt only dey knw football dey hav an immense ability to bore you with der knowledge of their fave club n y we shd follow dem... :D

so nxt time...ur frnds discuss football.......make sure u remember this blog :p

Real(p)ity Shows...

Post 2000,The Indian Television industry took a giant leap....dunno which direction dey actually leapt :p...Heres the television scene before the leap.....we had shows like Hum Paanch,Movers & Shakers,Just Mohhabbat,Aahat(the new series SUCKS!!!) n tons of other thriller shows...never seen so much variety of shows....Heres the picture after the leap Kyunki(to long)....,Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki,KKusum,Ballika Vaddhu,Uttaran n many more shows with different names n cast but almost similar stories...

I dont have ny problems with these shows....bt the fact that they deviate from their original plot jus to hav increased TRPs is annoying....take the example of Ballika Vaddhu for instance....the show started on a good note against child marriage but one month into airing this went back to the path that all serials follow..rona dhona faltu ka rona...the child marriage issue was thrown in the background....n the plot revolved around how strict 'Dadisa' is n her weird dictats..."ye choori humari khaandan ki naak katayegi"

Then a new speciesof shows came into existence.....REALITY SHOWS..we have reality shows for almost everything singers,dancers,magicians,stunt maniacs,to marry people :O.how much are dey real i dunno n dnt think i shd comment on dat....there is one rule abt reality shows...if a channel launches a reality show ....the rival channel too has to launch a similar show for us viewers jus to show how much talent we have in our country..n dey think m gonna spend my cell fone balance voting for this contestants...NOT me ppl..bt seriously except fr Abhijeet Sawant(u knw him na ) i dnt remember ny other reality show talent.Talking abt reality shows n not mentioning ROADIES.....nt fair....this is a great show....the only dialoges u hear in this show are ***beep***,*****beep*****.The fact that ppl still come on this show to humiliate themselves suprises me..but then i think hmm....everyone wants be on TV :p

I guess i shd stop nw.......Ballika Vaddhu is abt to start :p

Dating Scenario

Evolution of Dating in India....


1970s : Dating ??? wats dat ?
1980s : Dating ??? shaddi ke baad
1990s : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai releases....Thanks KJo

According to me 'DATING' term came into existence only after KKHH released.the film took everyone by craze........POLO shirts were the coolest thing ever.....Friendship Day was invented here after this movie released...greeting cards wer back in fashion...new Days were created every month..love letters were back in fashion..and thus started the complex dating game(once again thanks KJo)...


The fact I have dated approximately 0 gals and watched lots of romantic comedies(mostly english ones) makes me an expert on talking on this subject.Basically what a guy luks for a gal who luks lik Megan Fox and thinks like Paris Hilton whereas gals luk for guys from fictitious characters mostly from KJO movies or Harry Potter or the recent Twilight series.The fact that gals luk for shades of these fictitious characters in der guy makes the dating situation complex and KJO aint helping.The fact that he shows larger than life male characters in his movies makes the situation worse whereas the female character is just another normal gal annoys me.

Guys knw abt this weird habit of gals....so in order to woo(dunno when this word was last used) gals...days are spent reading Twilight.....getting that Edward Cullen hairdo...n memorizing all famous KJo movie dialogs('pyaar dosti hai' n all).The gal falls fr this kinda stuff n thanks KJo fr helping her find the perfect man.

Weeks into Dating.....the gal realises that the guy is no Edward....reason ?? he doesnt SPARKLE....
and guys realises he's dating Paris Hilton :p
if things workout from here....its well n good.......else the guy needs to find another gal(n follow the same steps again)..n the gal needs to wait till the next KJo movie releases :D

My College...

College :The place to enjoy..... have fun....n date girls :p

I used to believe in this college defination....bt this changed after i took admission in my senior college...

The name of my college is umm.....umm.....i dnt wanna say it....hmm......kk.......its G.R.Patil College(i knw ur laughin atleast smiling).....yeah i knw its nt the bestest of colleges....but still its my college n i like it(cud hav said love it bt woh kuch jyaada ho jaata )...waise ders nt much to enjoy here....yeah bt surely a great place (jus bcoz its close to the highway)....ppl always say mine's a bad college.....kuch seekata nahi hai waha...yeah right lyk ppl go to collg to study n i am the most studious guy......bt ppl do u knw the passout rate of my college(nt talkin abt BCom section)...its better than many other so called best colleges....The faculty is good,helpful what more u need(studious ppl this is fr u ).Other good thing is the Library great collection of books though I never used this facility.

Now guys its too much of goodie goodie talk n lemme talk abt things i dislike of my college..

Yeah!!!!der r some things in my college which makes me go AARRGHH!!!!!

Gals!!!!where r dey ???seriously no gals in my college...wen i say no gals u knw wat i mean,right...ders evn a joke...."What do u call a HOT gal in GR Patil collg ?"
ans : an outsider

Secondly guys here are nt on facebook(some havent even heard of it)....seriously ppl which planet are u from..

Gymkhana.....This is my third year in the college n i still havent found the Gymkhana...kaha chupaya hai.....the cricket kits are stored in the library CMON!!!!

Computer Lab.....lotts of computers....it takes 15 mins to start....need i say more....

Canteen..it has a door,two tables,four chairs n vada pav....sumtimes u can even see a stray dog(the only regular customer i guess)

Me Blogging!!!!

Finally i am blogging.....but why ??? and what will i blog abt ??

Many reasons actually...

1) Its free to create a blog :)

2) Suddenly i realise I hav lot of feelings.....its great to type ur feelings and let other ppl know abt them..

3)also this increases typing spped :D
hmm....could only think abt this reasons now :( ....cmon ppl m jus starting.......

The other question wat will i blog abt ??
hmm.....everything.......frm cartoons to reality tv.....frm The Simpsons to Sansani....everything n anything....wudnt describe further...

Also why the name Weird Percertions ??
i knew u wer wondering...
evn i dunno....but it surely sounds COOL.....